Kaila Noelani 🖤

it’s ky-luh not kayla

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[swinky @swinkying]

junie b. jones tried to sell me crack cocaine at applebees

[Jenni @hashjenni]

happy earth day delete chat gpt and use your brain like a fucking adult

[🇵🇸 @qudssiia]

how privileged some of us are to pay for this war in gas money and not lives.

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

FINALLY

[🦢 @meishato]

everyone is talking about how poor people shouldn’t be allowed to buy junk food with food stamps… i don’t think billionaires should be able to buy 14 year olds on a private island

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @mskmalibu]

social media really got yall thinking 15 likes not a lot.. imagine 15 gorillas in your room tryna fck you

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @mskmalibu]

maturing is realizing you don’t miss him, you were never together and y’all never met! he isn’t real and you a schizophrenia patient

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

three wise men? I highly doubt that

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

next year maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend

[mau @rllydu]

go ahead and jump in the hotdog water since u wanna act like a weenie

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

“people might be using SNAP to buy steak and lobster��

THE PRESIDENT IS AVOIDING RELEASING FILES THAT WILL MOST LIKELY PROVE THAT HE HAS PURCHASED PEOPLE. CHILDREN.

GOD FORBID A BITCH GET A RIBEYE THO