Sarah Tampke Hare

[Sarah Tampke Hare @misstampke]

@BravoWWHL love the new clubhouse! I'm in town this week and would love to break in some of those new seats 😉 @Andy #bravosuperfan

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Based on how much I eat now, I'm slightly terrified of what I will be capable of if I ever get pregnant.

[Dorinda Medley @DorindaMedley]

I love @StephenAtHome!!!! Thank you @CBS for @colbertlateshow!!!!!!! 😍 #Colbert

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.

[Sarah Tampke Hare @misstampke]

@CaroleRadziwill has @CountessLuann lost her damn mind?! Time to move on! Take your own advice and #becool

[Sarah Tampke Hare @misstampke]

@dingoandbaby 😂😂😂 https://t.co/VLjtln4FGM

[Sarah Tampke Hare @misstampke]

@dandanthetaxman a Dallas Beer ehh?

[Sarah Tampke Hare @misstampke]

@dingoandbaby @Buttsaywhat 😂😂😂 https://t.co/MkBqEIRmpB

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

I'm taking down the gay pride flag. Not because it's associated with slavery but because let's face it, it's hideous

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

I will never love anyone as much as I love my air conditioner

[Sarah Tampke Hare @misstampke]

@willythebilly @Buttsaywhat @dingoandbaby https://t.co/r6b3oTuQ7f

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Slow runners make fast runners look good. You're welcome.

[Chris DeGrande @chrisdegrande]

Bout smoke @AMHare right now for these beach snap chats while I'm sitting cooped up inside.

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

Big deal I can spell plenty of words

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

If I were a bird, I already know who I'd poop on.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Just because you're misunderstood doesn't mean you're a genius.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I am a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

No one loves being pregnant. They're just trying to trick you into being miserable with them!