Krick

The (mis)adventures of an English grad student, in tweet form; a meta commentary on the meta-narrative of life.

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HORNK!
#hornk

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"I am fully easy with the essentialism of a donghat...especially one with earflaps."

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"I am uneasy with the essentialism of the position that anything of certain dimensions is automatically phallic"

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"I can't eat the fuzzy doughnuts!"
"It's for the integrity of the dish."
#orchard #falltimes

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"That is good news. I am glad you are having real heart problems and not just making it up!."
#friendsupport

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"Lemme just hop into your mouth and figure it out."
#elocutionlesson #?

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"I wanted to make sure fundlebutts was on the record."
#forposteriority

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"It's like ... a really pretty beige."
"That's ... it's not ... what?"
"HAZEL!"
#colorwheel

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"People have to stop empowering me; I don't know what to do with it!"
#agency

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"I want you to get away from the colon."
"But ..."
"You keep wanting to get away from mine!"
#academictitles #officecollaboration #whatdowecallthis

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"Don't you go horning in on my torso territory!"
#boundaries

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"Some of us don't have a lot of options for Prince Charming. Sometimes garlic is all we can get."
#somedaymybulbswillcome

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"We were talking about shit, mostly, so the t'aint was relevant."
#running #painforecast #5Kprepmonth

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"We have to add bug-killing to the list of things my boobs can do!"

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"I am so relaxed."
"You haven't had enough protein."
"I didn't say I was flaccid."
#stanleygreen #eightproteins

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(David Attenborough voice) "And now you know what a female of the species sounds like when she's articulating her need for the chimpy D."
#WildlifeWednesday #grading #FinalsWeek

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There's no way out for you. It's either death or butts.
#somekindofchoice #agency

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"I just ordered a grad student date night: a book and some tea!"
"Insert your own teabagging joke?"
#thatwasaccidental

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"Ham is not that rigid."
#officewisdoms #observed

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"My mouth is not available for spitting contests!"
#officelife #writingprocrastination

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"Oh. More clothes came off than I expected."