Anthea Stormborn 🌙

ig: littlemissanthea || 34. • demigod. dragonborn. i'm cuter in person. • rule #32.

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

i just wanna know who decided humpty dumpty was an egg??

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

rhaenyra when she found out alicent confused the 2 aegons #HouseOfTheDragon

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

reading my past tweets and i’m cringing at how obsessed i am w my abuser 🤢

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

@BurgerKing your iced coffee is so good. but now i have a tummy ache :(

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

@PicturesFoIder

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#facebookdown everyone rushing to twitter like

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

i can’t believe i was so hung up on a mf who can’t do minimum effort bro 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

unpopular opinion: disney’s wish movie is actually good

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

i can’t fucking believe cryptozoology is a real thing and cryptozoologists make over $100k a year and i took mf culinary in college 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

why is there no @AldiUSA in colorado 😭🥲

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

distraught.

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

cheating men corrupting young women, tf you doing w your life? you have kids of your own bro

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

if you’re gonna cheat, make sure you got enough dick to pass around.. you can’t be doing that shit w 🤏

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

why they gotta be cheaters man 😑

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

i hope since i don’t constantly talk to anyone everyday anymore.. that no one will notice that i haven’t said anything in a while and i’ll just pass away in my apartment and haunt the next tenants lmfao

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

another one fell into the bog

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

can i throw a rock at someone’s face? asking for a friend.. coz she bout to get a rock to the fucking face.

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

i used to wanna be a trophy wife.. and then i knew one lmfao the existence is laughable

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

today i learned that gilderoy lockhart is hercule poirot and now i’m just silently crying in the corner

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

if you don’t miss joe exotic, why you lying to yourself?