April was 44 when Jackass premiered. Can you imagine living so much of your life normally and then you have an alligator in your kitchen and fireworks in your bedroom?
SUMMERWEEN SEASON is FINALLY HERE 🔪🍉
🍉Write 666 in your sunscreen!
🍉Freeze a bat inside a popsicle!
🍉Replace your vital organs with candy!
🍉Shove a goblin down a slip n slide!
I still can’t believe I accidentally invented a holiday… how are you guys celebrating?
"do you ever read anything serious?" GOOD GRIEF have you seen the state of the world right now??? lemme just enjoy my vampire romance nonsense in peace.