Marissa✨️

writer 🔸️ dog mom 🔸️ 26 🔸️Parxie🔸️stgc🔸️
next show: Broadside 11/15

[Marissa✨️ @missthemess]

going to tell everyone this is my bridal party

[kels 🐞NOAH CHI & RALEIGH @servingkahant]

i never know what to expect outta this man’s mouth anymore

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

please don’t ask me what a deductible is

[mikayla @mikaylaaaa777]

free agency kinda feels like that part in the hunger games where the game begins and they’re all running around frantically

[g @34rths]

PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS IN JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S TOO HOT TO BE DOING ALL THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

let johnny knoxville make a saw movie

[Elizabeth🦒 @oceana_roll]

April was 44 when Jackass premiered. Can you imagine living so much of your life normally and then you have an alligator in your kitchen and fireworks in your bedroom?

[Goodreads @goodreads]

that split second between finishing a book and marking it as 'Read' on Goodreads

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If I had a dragon, I would NOT be sending him into war. Thank you very much. He’d be safe in his bed with his treats.

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

SUMMERWEEN SEASON is FINALLY HERE 🔪🍉

🍉Write 666 in your sunscreen!
🍉Freeze a bat inside a popsicle!
🍉Replace your vital organs with candy!
🍉Shove a goblin down a slip n slide!

I still can’t believe I accidentally invented a holiday… how are you guys celebrating?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sonny. He's excited to announce that summer is officially here. And more importantly he found a really cool stick. 12/10 the best news

[Marissa✨️ @missthemess]

how i introduced Bec at Kels' wedding after downing 3 drinks

[ellie @mikkosbff]

everybody cheered

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

"do you ever read anything serious?" GOOD GRIEF have you seen the state of the world right now??? lemme just enjoy my vampire romance nonsense in peace.

[Marissa✨️ @missthemess]

kels and I in a nutshell

[Marissa✨️ @missthemess]

@likeurterritory I WANT TO SEE IT SO BAD

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

sometimes a book is five stars because it's a masterpiece. sometimes it's five stars because it made my brain release dopamine. both are valid.

[Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged]

had two cans of this and now believe I am capable of greatness in my lifetime that will be felt in lifetimes to come