Evelyn

[Evelyn @misstummy]

...here's Martin Van Buren ...

[Evelyn @misstummy]

Look! It's all the Batman characters! Here's Superman!

[Evelyn @misstummy]

I want abundant ice cream.

[Evelyn @misstummy]

... IS THAT PASTOR @MSCHUERMANN?!?!

[Evelyn @misstummy]

<when asked why dolls are all over the floor>

The Teammates are maintaining social distancing.

#wellplayed

[Evelyn @misstummy]

You two look ridiculous...
#dayoneofnine

[Evelyn @misstummy]

I wonder what are 9 year old privileges...
#finaldayofeight

[Evelyn @misstummy]

*thoughtfully*
It means... invite your neighbor over for tea, instead of murdering them...

[Evelyn @misstummy]

Skim milk is goat milk and whole milk is from cows.

[Evelyn @misstummy]

*watching Demi Lovato sing the national anthem* She's DEFINITELY gonna break her vocal cords!

[Evelyn @misstummy]

It tastes like nectar distilled from all the flowers of heaven.

[Evelyn @misstummy]

Ready for the Christmas play?

Let's sing The Angel Gabriel!
#improvChristmas 1/

[Evelyn @misstummy]

Check out our new invention - it's a voice trumpet!

[Evelyn @misstummy]

Wow, the snow sure is growin'!
#trickortreat

[Evelyn @misstummy]

Into the pile!
Into the pile!

[Evelyn @misstummy]

I Know A Crow
#RandomRecitation

[Evelyn @misstummy]

What is going on today?
Why do you have deodorant on?
#wakingwords

[Evelyn @misstummy]

It's like we have a puppy.
#petbrother @Theophilus_Rex

[Evelyn @misstummy]

He's the biggest two year old I've ever seen... other two year olds are small, and... inchunky. @Theophilus_Rex