lil mama

[lil mama @MissTurnerr_]

Omo.

[Dreezmo 𓃵 @dreezmo]

Me after making a joke and the therapist starts writing instead of laughing

[𓂃࣪˖ trêisvirgulaquatorzi @wypye]

como eh horrível notar defeitos dos seus pais em vc

[Howard 🌊 @Ahoward_8]

Everything high as fuck and my parents asking for some fucking grandkids. Read the room!

[kara @petite__kara]

Hardworking girl my arsssss.....i'm done!

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone i don't know joins the conversation

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

my idea of a risky text is asking for a favor

[Attah Akor @attah_akor_]

Nobody:

Arabian perfume:

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

periods should be 45mins max. release the egg and get tf outa my face

[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

Pre workout is a waste and scam. All you need is a heart full of hate and you good

[Dura🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

At least if you want to love bomb me, please use money. You are scaring me with the “marriage and kids” talk.

[lil mama @MissTurnerr_]

@mao_0k LOL spot on

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @P0liticalbaby]

The sweltering Lagos summer interrupted my lunch of Jollof rice and bean cake

[Brown sugar🦢 @bigmissbrownnn]

Oh to be disgustingly educated &articulate.

[KARMAKHIZ @karmakhiz01]

There is no way you won't fall in love with someone if you talk constantly and consistently for a week. This is why I ignore messages, you're not getting me.

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

POV: My mind drifting away as soon as a meeting starts

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

I wish I was super duper rich cause I really love gifting people. It’s just makes me so happy. One of my favourite love languages.

[blue @bluewmist]

When you stop reading books, you start losing verbal dexterity, depth of thought and imagination.
A closed book is a closed mind.
Don't EVER stop reading.