Clare Smith

Embracing life but can be embraced by the darkness, total dog person, avid reader, movie watcher and arty designer type

[Clare Smith @missus_smith]

@fartbuttjr @Byrnzie800 @owenjonesjourno Are you saying the quote is a lie?

[Clare Smith @missus_smith]

@DontCallMeDebby Amen

[Clare Smith @missus_smith]

@DoverMarian Hahahaha! How much pressure before the screaming starts?!

[Clare Smith @missus_smith]

@SimonForrest11 We have house martins on our estate and I love how their coming and going rings in the next part of the year.
I was so lucky a few years ago to watch them all gather, spiral really high and then, as very small grey smudge against the sky, head off south.

[Clare Smith @missus_smith]

@labaadiabolique @hell_line0 😂😂😂😂

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@TudorChick1501 But this is literally what the film is about. The complete inability to prevent words and horrific insults from being said out loud.
If anyone is to blame it’s the BBC for not beeping it

[Clare Smith @missus_smith]

@TomiLolaMoments What you on about? Ours has just had the road closure signed off so everyone can walk through the village together

[Clare Smith @missus_smith]

@lukeakehurst @fromandan2 People are being killed and you talk about time you absolute cretin

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@lukeakehurst The bare faced cheek of you! You were asked perfectly reasonable questions and have thrown a strip like a child. We expect better

[Clare Smith @missus_smith]

@HeidiBachram But why? I genuinely don’t get it. Do people not deserve to govern themselves?

[Clare Smith @missus_smith]

@saltburnbysea Just wow! Can’t wait to tell our Mam and Dad

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@saltburnbysea What, what now? This can’t be true can it 😲

[Clare Smith @missus_smith]

@BlackDogBlue83 Brilliant 🤣

[Clare Smith @missus_smith]

@SkyNews Finally you use correct words Sky News. Please keep it up

[Clare Smith @missus_smith]

@BlackDogBlue83 Happy birthday Adam! I wish you lovely old books that smell just right and lots of Mabel cuddles x

[Clare Smith @missus_smith]

@RebeccaMtn @ThomasWillett9 Men don’t have vaginas Rebecca. See how that works?

[Clare Smith @missus_smith]

@i_iratus Not entirely sure what you’ve been up to Bear but I’m sure it was dreadful. Quite dreadful in fact!

[Clare Smith @missus_smith]

@RupertLowe10 Why do you repeatedly only mention halal and not kosher?

[Clare Smith @missus_smith]

@LinesLarry9442 @vestalian_ @BladeoftheS What? Their age in relation to their victim decides if it’s rape or not? Despicable

[Clare Smith @missus_smith]

@bro69018 @SergeCostab @BpdLion @speakoutsister What about the cleaners? Many of them are men in women’s toilets. Do you want them sacked? You know they can’t be right, because of other law?