Missus Malarkey

A bit sweary. Pro Europe. Pro good people. Anti Reform and their far right chums.

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@EssexPR Self-loathing becomes you Adam.

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@raelbrav @British_Airways That's not Broken Britain. That's poorly run private companies.

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@KemiBadenoch Jeez, you can't even wish someone well without a snide remark.

And you want people to vote for you?

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@reece_dinsdale Not a clue, others will know. But happy to donate and also offer my admin experience if it gets off the ground as I am a short distance away and would love to be involved.

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@reece_dinsdale I'd tell the story in the book, but not name them.

The story is interesting in itself and will give the reader an insight into the author, what they went through in life and so on.

And by naming the person, it'd probably make the author look like a bit of a shit themselves!

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@andrewpierceexc Remind me how many houses Farage has now.

No wonder Reform don't like it.

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@TiceRichard Well it's clear that you've suffered from educational amd developmental deficiencies given the utter, utter bollocks you apout.

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@jomickane Just looked him up on Facebook. Assuming it's the same one, he has a white Audi, lives in Rochdale and his birthday is in October.

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@EssexPR @andyburnham Is Farage afraid of a visit?

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@jayrayner1 @ftweekend It looked like the prawns have launched themselves into a puddle of Marie Rose sauce out of sheer embarrassment.

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@LaindonFEMINIST No worries, I'm only a very small account so don't have that problem 🤣

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Because you don't allow everyone to reply.

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Why do some people create a new tweet just to reply to someone and never hit the reply button? Reply quote if you want to share the tweet - that is useful. But just to reply? God it’s so boring just to read a reply.

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@LaindonFEMINIST Ah ok, I haven't seen that. And thank you for following so I can now reply. 🙂

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@ZiaYusufUK The only wrong bit is calling you a politician. You're not. You're a rich man who's bought his way into politics, no?

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@Dmdav1 He's probably cheap.

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I'm so easily amused 🤣
https://t.co/DUaCyZ4hna

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@DS_Tom_Hamm Probably the best programme on TV this.

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@ZiaYusufUK Have you been at Nads' gin this evening?

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@NormalGayPsych I don't think it's a case of being left or right. Most people will think nothing of it and simply be happy that you're happy.

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@ZiaYusufUK You're not even an M-fucking-P.

Do you actually know how politics in the UK works?