Vicky Wigs Fennell

great lake, yeah i don't need a great escape tonight i've got this city on my side

[Vicky Wigs Fennell @missvicky85]

cc: @badsandwich

[Vicky Wigs Fennell @missvicky85]

Real life Arby’s signs that are ✨almost✨ as good as @nihilist_arbys Eat Arby’s. Nothing matters.

[Brendan Kelly: Juggalo @badsandwich]

What a time to be barely alive

[The Lawrence Arms @TheLawrenceArms]

The mighty @Atlas_Chicago sits at the console that may or may not have been used by John Lennon at some point and looks for photographic evidence that it was.

[Vicky Wigs Fennell @missvicky85]

@REALpunknews @iamMichaelFann never!!

[Vicky Wigs Fennell @missvicky85]

@badsandwich you may have gotten texted a picture of this child by someone named Travis today. This is my child and we were super pumped that Travis spotted her and wanted to send this to you. #riotfestsucks

[Vicky Wigs Fennell @missvicky85]

@Jeopardy #backrolls #alyssaedwards #rupaulsdragrace @AlyssaEdwards_1 @RuPaulsDragRace

[maybe: michael @iammichaelfann]

@RiotFest Hey man. If this is a Wayne’s World 2 situation and none of the bands are actually booked and you didn’t think this whole thing would get away from you like it has, yet here we are, it’s ok. We won’t be mad. We still love you. #waynestock

[Chicago Party Aunt @ChiPartyAunt]

I’ve been known to take down an entire 16oz French Onion Dip in one sitting.

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Dear @Skittles Whoever decided to replace lime Skittles with green apple Skittles deserves an Indian burn on their dick and/or tit. Change them back or lawyer up.

[Chicago Party Aunt @ChiPartyAunt]

My apologies to everyone having lunch at the Walnut Room today. Apparently I had a few too many Winter Sangrias and started screaming "Fuck Macy's." What can I say, I'm a Marshall Fields girl ; )

[Michael Puente @MikePuenteNews]

Sox fans getting those fresh memes ready ....

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

This Friday the 13th, remember: it's not the calendar's fault that life is a fucking horror show & death is the only way out.

Eat arbys

[Brendan Kelly: Juggalo @badsandwich]

And on the left, we have white people, who, as you can see, are just swimming in worry-free leisure time https://t.co/Pw2w4fwb5Z

[Brendan Kelly: Juggalo @badsandwich]

Chicago's too expensive & women won't give me the time of day. But that's all gonna change in my new home: New York. https://t.co/3NnSy17JIM

[Vicky Wigs Fennell @missvicky85]

@iamMichaelFann @TheAVClub @badsandwich @abracadaver85 What a god among men.

[Sean Nelson @seantroversy]

anyone know where you get those special glasses that prevent you from being blinded by rage and contempt when you look directly at Trump?

[Chicago Party Aunt @ChiPartyAunt]

Ya'll know I'm staring directly into this fucker. #EclipseDay

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Can't wait for the sun to swallow the earth and put us all out of our misery in just a few short hours.
Enjoy arbys

[Brendan Kelly: Juggalo @badsandwich]

A message to all y'all that put tape over your laptop cameras: you're less attractive and less important than you think you are.