momma riss 🕷

Momma x3 , fiancé, sonographer, cancer survivor, lover of coffee, books & Halloween 👻

[momma riss 🕷 @missxmurphy14]

Punching thyroid cancer right in the throat 🥊 here’s to recovery ❤️‍🩹

[momma riss 🕷 @missxmurphy14]

@bethanyjbabcock Chevy traverse !

[emily may @emilykmay]

the 8-5 schedule is a nightmare for families, 5/7 days a week people are arriving home during the worst time of day for kids. everyone is exhausted, and then the adults can reconnect at 9 pm when they've had every last ounce of energy sapped out of them.

[Mrs. A @agreatdayinnc]

My non-controversial opinion is this:

When you have little kids, everyone comes to you for Christmas. I do not travel to anyone’s house for Christmas. If you want to see us you know where we will be.

[kayla @kryptickayla_]

ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to be hot and tattooed

[Allz ♛ @alliethestallie]

I’ll tell you another thing Stanley cups are good for… weaponry. You ain’t gotta worry about no mace, no pocket knife, or nothing. That 40 oz Quencher gone have somebody seeing stars for certain.

[*:･ﾟ @Bluewerks_]

I just watched a man on tiktok share that he no longer calls his children from another room because you’re literally barking at them and Instead, he will directly go to them and ask if they have a moment.

[J🇺🇸 @the_fem_tm]

I think the best advice I could give to young women about marriage is not to marry a lazy man. Marrying a man who isn’t lazy solves 80% of common complaints from women in marriage.

[🐶nafan @n3cr0cannibal]

If I go out eating and fucking smell Bluerazz or some strawberry shit I’m blowing up the fucking place u can fucking wait an hour to hit that stupid shit

[Amanda Fortini @amandafortini]

Babe what's wrong, you don't like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse hurricane season?

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Drove by a daycare and my 4-year-old said "That's where I used to go." I told her she's never gone to daycare and she asked "Then who took care of me?" and I said "I did" if any parents were wondering if anything they do matters.

[The Blessing✨ @OhLyseDoIt]

It’s up there ain’t it

[Titania @TitaniasRealm]

When you've been waiting for autumn all year and it finally arrives

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

DID Y’ALL THINK YHE WORD DEMURE FELL OUT OF A COCONUT TREE???? It’s not new!

[momma riss 🕷 @missxmurphy14]

@shyshan @JohnDParody A lot of unnecessary dangerous surgeries would be performed if we just took every nodule / benign tumor out of everyone . People would be out 1000s of dollars for no reason. They biopsy to make sure it’s necessary. Coming from an ultrasound tech who also had cancer & beat it .

[kanoa @heelbitee]

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

[buy us fxck you @alvinn4_]

Hannah baker a weak bitch I’m on reason 575 chin up chest out

[momma riss 🕷 @missxmurphy14]

Sometimes self care is meal prep and discipline other times it’s a bubble bath & ice cream