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Be proactive. Be productive. Be positive. Instagram: @missybritty

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The way I’m “we can circle back when I return in April”-ing folks all day!!!

20 hours until my Honeymoon/Spring Break 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

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I did, in fact, forget. You could offer me a million dollars, and I wouldn’t be able to tell you what it was 🤣

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Tonight starts the first of my “new (school) year” nightly routine.

I expect to forget I even have a “nightly routine” by Friday.

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Watching Dr. Phil, and a 16 y/o boy asked his dad for 2 things:

- talk to him every ~30 mins when they’re in the house
- watch a movie/do something together once a week

His dad did both, once. In a year. ONCE.

Be grateful for good parents, if you’ve been blessed with them.

[brittanie. @missybritty]

@cammjmusic Cam 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I’m a fertile, married woman: of course I drink every day of my period, just in case it’s my last one 🤭

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@mojo_my_jojo @whoreceresssss I’ll let them fall off before I bind them in cotton!

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My feet be so cold that they start turning blue, and IDC - I’m NOT putting on socks!!!

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Decided today that I am a Seattle Seahawks fan.

Solely based on colors. Because they have a beautiful green.

Thank you for listening.

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

i’m unsorry but “her wife” took me CLEAN out 😭😭

[brittanie. @missybritty]

Hard lesson learned today: NEVER get behind the minivan in a drive thru. They ordering food for the whole block 😭

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@mojo_my_jojo That you are!!

[brittanie. @missybritty]

Today was a very bad day for me.

So - as I do - I took a 2 hour nap.

Woke up to my husband singing me awake, with my favorites things waiting for me on the table.

I don’t have bad days often, but they’re a lot less bad with him around 🥹

[brittanie. @missybritty]

@whoreceresssss …who said that? 👀

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@MatthewJSanchez Tell me why I have to go back IN PERSON to renew mine, because my name changed when I got married.

As if everything else about me changed 😭😭😭

[brittanie. @missybritty]

One of my favorite things to do:

When my husband names an athlete - for any reason - I say “never heard of them” and roll my eyes dramatically.

If I happen to know the athlete’s wife though, I’ll say “oh, so-and-so’s husband!” Just to shake things up

[brittanie. @missybritty]

@MatthewJSanchez This is why we need a catch up 💚

You are amazing & wonderful, even if you never rescue another soul!

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

[Howie @whal510]

This really is heartbreaking. Like I legit am so upset for him. ☹️☹️ i hope this pops up in Beyoncé’s camp somehow and even the smallest gesture could make his day. #RenaissanceWorldTour

[brittanie. @missybritty]

There are ADULTS who were not alive when 9/11 happened.

ADULTS. With jobs. And degrees. And children. And spouses.

ADULTS!!