Marie

Single mom to one amazing little boy. Animal lover. Trying to figure it all out.

[Marie @missymomma16]

I think little has croup AGAIN. Or he has asthma but either way I’m so anxious about his cough. And the fact that I now have a fever and have 3 days of PTO left until June. Fuck. My. Life.

[Marie @missymomma16]

Trying to decide if my tummy can handle some of my fave chips and salsa. One year after stomach surgery and it’s still persnickety if I eat too much of the wrong thing

[Marie @missymomma16]

@soloparentuk Well if running an animal sanctuary in Barbados isn’t my dream job...lol what a lucky woman!

[Marie @missymomma16]

At the end of the day I am absolutely ‘helped out’ it’s like being ‘touched out’ only I can’t fucking help one more person after helping little kids all fucking day long omg

[Marie @missymomma16]

So back to work and school with all of us tomorrow. Idk when the last time we all were healthy for a week solid since school started. Uggggg.

[Marie @missymomma16]

Little complained of an earache before bed last night but I didn’t think much of it. Until he woke up screaming in pain a few hours later. Screaming. Shaking. Like I’ve never seen before. I was so scared. So off to the ER we went bc last time this happened, it ended quickly...

[Marie @missymomma16]

It totally ruptured right after we got home. And it’s been draining all day long. Poor muffin. It was the same ear that ruptured in august too. His pedi assures me it’s normal but he might need another round of tubes. Hold me baby Jesus if that’s true.

[Marie @missymomma16]

Shit boy moms say: please put your butt away. Thanks.

[Marie @missymomma16]

@soloparentuk Good luck!!! You’ll kill it!!! 😘❤️

[Marie @missymomma16]

Well. We survived another visitation weekend with minimal trauma so that’s a plus

[Marie @missymomma16]

Had a total sob fest today during lunch in the teachers lounge over Littles teacher being a complete bitch to me about stuff involving little. Surrounded by teachers/staff. Idk why tf she doesn’t like me.

[Marie @missymomma16]

He drank his juice box today. ONLY HIS JUICE BOX. He came home with his entire lunch still in his bag. Jesus take the wheel.

[Marie @missymomma16]

After dealing with a little who is refusing to eat lunch, I completely get why moms are always so obsessed with what their kids have or haven’t eaten. OMG

[Marie @missymomma16]

Idk why this sub thinks she can snap at my kids but biiiitch I am not pleased

[Marie @missymomma16]

One of my kids came up to me at lunch and goes ‘excuse me, so-and-so showed me his peepee’ so that’s how my Thursday is going.

[Marie @missymomma16]

The 5th graders are learning baby shark in band. Help me.

[Marie @missymomma16]

On a scale of 1 to damn you’re petty, exactly how petty would it be to ask ex to take little to get his flu shot while he’s visiting this weekend. Knowing he’ll have to do the tough parenting shit fills me with glee. But would it be bad for little without me there

[Marie @missymomma16]

One of the boys was rolling around ON the table today (🙄) and the teacher and I both saw it at the same time, threw our hands in the air at the same time, and yelled his name at the same time. From opposite sides of the room. Omg. Kids.

[Marie @missymomma16]

When I checked out at CVS tonight my total was $16.66. The cashier (little old Syrian lady) and asked me if I was okay with that total. I’d be lying if I didn’t nearly grab a pack of gum 😂 but I told her I wasn’t superstitious. Only a little stitious. 😂🙈