missy pinto

my thoughts in 140 characters or less.

[missy pinto @missypinto]

Lottie: I love you.
Me: aw, I love you too.
Lottie: mom, stop. I was talking to myself.
Me: oh, ok…

[missy pinto @missypinto]

It’s almost 8:30am and everyone in my house is still asleep. If that’s not a successful December 26 - I don’t know what else is. 👌❤️

[missy pinto @missypinto]

Who hasn’t Kacie dated from the pods? #loveisblindreunion

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Did anyone check to see if Joe was having a stroke? #LoveisBlind9

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I cannot watch a whole season of this weirdo Edmund. #LoveIsBlindS9

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Vince having this menty B is making my night. #BB27

[missy pinto @missypinto]

But ya know what my autistic child has - a mother who is socially awkward and avoids eye contact and a grandpa who had “quirks”

So maybe, just maybe… it’s genetics. 🤷‍♀️

[missy pinto @missypinto]

Hi! Mother of autistic person here. I never used Tylenol when pregnant. 🤷‍♀️

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Morgan is such a jealous non girlfriend #BB27

[missy pinto @missypinto]

*me and Lottie watching cable*
Lottie: mommy! It’s Nickelodeon! I’ll watch bubble guppies.
Me: hunny, this is cable. They decide what is on.
Lottie: OK, I’ll watch paw patrol.

🙃🙃🙃

[missy pinto @missypinto]

No one: …
Lottie: mommy, you’re getting really old.

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Lottie: mommm…
Me: it’s Mother’s Day. I’ve become a couch.

❤️❤️

[missy pinto @missypinto]

3.1415926535

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I misjudged Molly. I will be the first to admit it. #girlsgirl #LoveIsBlind8

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Does anyone else think Dave should just marry his sister? #LoveIsBlind8

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Me: *driving*
Lottie: Mommy, stop the car I have a wedgie!!!

[Alexandra Lains @realalexlains]

What are we wearing tomorrow?

Sorry, it’s my first Civil War.

[missy pinto @missypinto]

Me: I’m going to go vote tomorrow.
Lottie: you’re getting a boat?
Me: no. Vote.
Lottie: I want a boat.

[missy pinto @missypinto]

*deep sleep*

Lottie: mommy
…
Lottie: mommy
…
Lottie: mommy
Me: … what?
Lottie: the sun and the moon are best friends.

[missy pinto @missypinto]

YALL are hating on Hannah but the real villain of this season is Ramses #LoveIsBlind7