Habibi 🩵

Gentleman with a touch of Kanye | Chelsea 💙 |Analytics and Automation

[Habibi 🩵 @mistajide]

Not everyone is your friend. Like me now, I'm not.

[Habibi 🩵 @mistajide]

@abdulllative Mouth is good motors 😂

[Adelaja Kehinde @derayorbaby]

Men and breast 🤝😁

[duke @millersgft]

E no hard, last year one girl bill me solar panel one week into our talking stage, I first block her, I come delete every contact wey get the same name as her from my contact list

[ZEENYBLUE @ZeenyBlue]

Just seeing this 😭😭

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

I’m so jealous of women because if you have bigger boobs than your friends everybody knows it. I could have a bigger dick than all my male friends and I wouldn’t know it. They won’t let me know it!

[Habibi 🩵 @mistajide]

@joga_efb Overconfidence is a bad thing. Oppo should have finished the game in normal time if he wasn’t overconfident. Good riddance

[Habibi 🩵 @mistajide]

@abdulllative They don’t know about it 😂

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Feminism did NOT liberate women.

What liberated women was TECHNOLOGY and BIRTH CONTROL.

Washing machine liberated you more than feminism ever did.

Our mothers spent 15 hours a week washing clothes with their hands.

Washing machine came and freed her.

Fridge freed her. She no longer had to go to market every day.

Gas cooker freed her. No more 3 hours blowing firewood smoke into her eyes.

Electricity freed her.

And BIRTH CONTROL freed her. She could finally choose when to have children, how many to have.

Not feminism. TECHNOLOGY.

Feminism just CAME and took the credit.

Feminism told you "we fought for you so you can work." LIE.

Capitalists wanted you to work. They needed double workers to double their profits.

They needed to crash wages. What better way than to bring all women into the workforce at once?

Before, one man's salary could buy a house and feed a family of 5.

Now, husband and wife both work and they still cannot afford rent. Who won? Not you. The capitalist.

Feminism also told you casual sex is empowerment.

Who benefits from free sex? Is it you that is crying after being used and dumped? Or is it the man who got sex without paying bride price, without commitment, without responsibility?

The orgasm gap will tell you. In casual sex, men cum 90% of the time, women 30%. So who is empowered?

Feminism didn't liberate the average woman. It liberated the rich man.

He got your cheap labor in the office and your free sex in the bedroom.

And you are on Instagram calling it freedom.

[Habibi 🩵 @mistajide]

@joga_efb Unfortunately for them, I like facing them a lot. Just have the mindset that they’re trying to rage bait you and be patient and wait for your chance. But whatever you do, don’t let them score you first

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

The talk of the town. 📻

[Marc Cucurella @cucurella3]

Thank you 💙

[TOLUWANI (Big NBL)🐐 @notingbuhlove]

Chelsea fans no even send anybody papa this period, if you thank Chelsea for selling a player to your club, them go just dey advertise other players go for your cs

If you curse Chelsea for selling a player to your club, them go still advertise players wey you go use unlock am🤣

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

He chose Chelsea.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Jürgen Klopp on Tuchel's performance against Argentina:

"People always speak after the game like coaching is easy. Like you just choose attack or defend’and that’s it. It doesn’t work like this. Football is much more complex.

"I see the criticism of Tuchel for trying to defend the 1-0 against, but let me tell you something: if he didn’t do that, if he kept pushing forward and they conceded the same people would be saying, ‘Why didn’t he control the game? Why didn’t he defend the lead?’

"In knockout football, whatever decision you make, someone will criticise you. I’m not saying every decision is perfect, but you have to understand the logic behind it.

"Managing a game at that stage is never simple."

[Habibi 🩵 @mistajide]

@spyderrmann @laura69_69 Ronaldo has never won the player of the tournament at any international tournament.

[Habibi 🩵 @mistajide]

@Ben30jamin https://t.co/YqSPAQfJKs

[Habibi 🩵 @mistajide]

Saving coins is an absolute waste of time. You can’t be unlucky everyday. At least, spin 100 coins on every pack that has a player you’d like to have and you may just be in luck.

[Habibi 🩵 @mistajide]

Saving coins is an absolute waste of time. You can’t be unlucky everyday. At least, spin 100 coins on every pack that has a player you’d like to have and you may just be in luck.

[Ben @Ben30jamin]

And so the journey begins again 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
My saving family we keep saving once more
15k is the Goal this time around regardless of any card that comes
I already got the one and only card I was saving for.....
Drop a screenshot of your current balance

[LiveScore @livescore]

Enzo Fernández might’ve scored against England but he still made sure to comfort his current and former Chelsea teammates 💙

[Habibi 🩵 @mistajide]

@AminuDalhat @olumidecapital I don’t think this applies to companies operating in a free trade zone.

[M. O., What A Guy! @Obeyamark]

May our sons be boys!