John

Retired Little League All-Star

[John @mistaklean]

@JomboyMedia Acuna on the bench this time of year with an injury is clockwork. Plenty more pranks time for him incoming.

[John @mistaklean]

@AnthonyDiComo Can we keep him out of the clubhouse and dugout during this time? Probably go 30-5.

[John @mistaklean]

@StevenACohen2 Having to justify guys you are paying $35 and $42 million dollars yearly to.. for simply hitting a home run or getting a double, shows you just how pathetic these guys have been. That’s like saying our CEO did a great job today, he sent an email.

[John @mistaklean]

@TalkinBaseball_ @jayceknows These are pretty bad. Atlanta has such an opportunity to make a great jersey based on the city and its history. But for whatever reason, the Braves remain obsessed with bright blue.

[John @mistaklean]

@BallparkPal Awesome. Thank you! Will this page also be exportable to excel in the future?

[John @mistaklean]

@BallparkPal what time do the “details avg projections” typically populate on the Daily Fantasy > Ballpark DFS page? Thanks and love the site!

[John @mistaklean]

MLB division winners prediction: Red Sox, Royals, A’s, Mets, Cubs, Dodgers.

[John @mistaklean]

@TheSavBananas You guys are an absolute embarrassment to baseball.

[John @mistaklean]

@WBCBaseball They’ll be on the IL together too, by June.

[John @mistaklean]

@JoeOrrico99 Way too massive of a risk for a top 3 pick. The guy has averaged only 100 games over the past 5 seasons.

[John @mistaklean]

@Mubarak_mubious You only post photos of your kids or pets on your social media accounts cuz you ugly as hell now.

[John @mistaklean]

@JustinPetersMin “The laws of physics prevent it.” You mean the laws made up and created by our human race? This thought process is limited to what only we know as a species. The word “physics” doesn’t even exist outside Earth. There may be “physics” (a term we made up) beyond our comprehension.

[John @mistaklean]

I would never bet on an NBA game. League is rigged af.

[MontyPB @MontyPB]

The NBA is the most rigged, dirty league in the world.

All these dudes crying bout how “we don’t care about your parlays!!”

Yeah…that’s right… cause you only cared about your own lol

[John @mistaklean]

@PrizePicks Until you realize they bumped all H/R/RBI demons up to 3.5/4.5 for players so now all solo HR don’t hit if you pick over. And hits are 1.5 demon and rbi and run are .5+ for the average player. So if you do all 3 separate.. a 2 rbi single used to hit (over 2.5). Now it does not.

[John @mistaklean]

@BeaneaterB I’ve always felt that Ron Washington was stealing signs as a base coach in some way shape or form. Guys just don’t forget how to hit overnight. And guys like Soler and Pederson also come over in trades and are playoff MVPs?! Sure. Soon as he left, offense went off a cliff.

[John @mistaklean]

Rob Manfred goes on MLB Network yesterday saying MLB is exploring other streaming service after ESPN ordeal. How about @MLB focuses on making sure their own streaming service (that we pay $150 for) works first?! @MLBTV @MLB_PR

[John @mistaklean]

I guess you can take 3 steps now.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

DERIK QUEEN FTW 😱

OH MY GOODNESS 🤯

#MarchMadness

[John @mistaklean]

@MLB MLB so rigged for this guy and they ain’t even trying to hide it any more. Textbook example of obvious fan interference if there ever was one.

[John @mistaklean]

People gonna be asking for salary decreases.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The Trump admin is reportedly considering no taxes for people who make less than $150,000 per year, per Representative Mike Collins.

[John @mistaklean]

@LegionHoops @stephenasmith This is why the media feeds the LeBron goat conversation. They are petrified of saying anything bad about LeBron or they get shunned. He uses intimidation tactics with all these media cats to elevate his status.