chameleos

ELDER DRAGON || I steal shiny things because it’s fun and you’re stupid || just a little bit silly :3

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

If you are gay, lesbian, trans, or any other harmless identity, that does not matter to me because at the end of the day, I have stolen your items 💜

(also! throw bricks at transphobes)

[𝙓𝙤𝙩𝙡 - Comms open @Xotl_art]

Pov: you fell in the water.

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

yeah how come WE don’t get cool shit like the new rocket-powered slinger thingy? :(

[ImAMissfitZ @MHFZZEnjoyer]

We don’t know much but rn I think it’s probably going to be very funny but dude when are monsters going to have something for them?

Ever since 4th gen every mechanic added is for us and not the monsters.

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

@nedderiF The weather thing is the only reason I’m fine with them returning with the assumption the devs could go all out this time but I hope they skip the next game

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

//If kushala is coming that probably means teostra is coming too and I REALLY hope that means chameleos will come along also. For the love of gog dont do what world did and let them be a trio capcom I’m BEGGING

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

@Xurkinator you might be on to something 👀 but since everyone assumes each locale has an elder, who would take the basin?

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

does anyone know what happens to people who enter Nu Udra’s Basin

[The Black Flame @NuUdra_official]

Please Don’t Go Up There Hunter. Come Down And Enter My Basin. I’ll Treat You Better Than Those Islands. Please.

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

@MemeodoDragon you know what I’ll take it

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

@Chudacabra why do evil dragons want you dead bro I’m crying 😭

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

//If elder dragons brought weather that affected locales worse than the apex’s weather I’d bust a nut

Imagine winds so strong you couldnt move or floods so bad it rendered areas inaccessible

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

@Ada2987_art //they better treat the “walking disaster” thing seriously this time. I need to see dust storms and tornadoes and flying hunters and monsters and other miscellaneous bullshit outside of cutscenes

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

These guys are so related to valstrax evolution wise and I’m here for it

[Monster Hunter Jhokes @QuirklessStoner]

WHAT

[scot @gaisma_G0]

i like this one a lot

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

@gaisma_G0 @BannedDino He’s actually so cute I would die for him

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

//Genuinely hope this doesn’t turn out to be the clutch claw issue part 2

[Kogath @MHKogath]

And our new hunting tool in Monster Hunter Wilds: Ascendance is known as the Boost Bracer!

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

remembering when people described frontier monsters like they were atomic pipe bombs while forgetting the frontier hunter was also just as cracked so the bullshit cancelled out. hydrogen bomb vs hydrogen baby.

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

@MHTWITT_CONFESS most dogshit sensitive chud take I’ve ever seen from someone here bruh

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

@AgnaktorMH6578

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

@Burden_Existing //that’d be fucking awesome if so

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

if any monster sees this person anywhere please kill it on sight

//my whimsy ass

[Lao-Shan Lung @Chudacabra]

Closest thing y’all are ever gettin’ to a face reveal🤭

[chameleos @mistdragonchami]

https://t.co/k9clW6v1Hw