Mister Embryo

#sandiego ⛅️ #whalesvagina 🐳🐱 #food 🍔 #drunk 🍻#goodtimes 👯 #justletme 😜 #ayos 👌🏾🇵🇭🇺🇸

[Mister Embryo @misterEmbryo]

Oscar predictions! For anyone else who cares about this stuff. https://t.co/5GWmSK3u9s #Oscars

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“What’s up, pare?” 🤣🇵🇭👏
@RaoulMartinezTV @Jokoy

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@KyleBrandt Legendary. @ChicagoBears Kyle and @heykayadams are waiting for the invites

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@omid23 Noooo I caught the train too late.

[Mister Embryo @misterEmbryo]

Officially done with this season of #TheBachelor I normally tolerate and welcome the weekly depletion of brain cells but shrimp-gate was on another level. I’ve seen enough. Will fill the void with Single’s Inferno.✌️

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@hitRECordJoe 3 rolled tacos

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Mitch Trubisky is getting a ring this year. #NVP

[Mister Embryo @misterEmbryo]

Adam McKay is one of the most important filmmakers of our generation: Anchorman, The Big Short, Talladega Nights, Vice, Step Brothers, the first episode of Succession, and now Don’t Look Up, one of the funniest and scariest movies I’ve seen in a long time. ☄️😱

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Facts!!!! That’s was absurd. That player if the show was on the other foot would have been thrown out the game, suspended, fined and depending on the player possibly CUT from the team. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Mister Embryo @misterEmbryo]

Just needed at least one of the dudes to speak up and say “girl, we don’t know what da hell you’re talking bout.”🤦🏻‍♂️#TheBachelorette

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🍆 #SlamDiego

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@omid23

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@omid23 @MicheleSteele Xiaaaaaaao Long Mi with your Baaaaaaaaaao Xiaaaaaaao Long Mi with the love that I longed forrrrr.

[Mister Embryo @misterEmbryo]

@GailSimone 1) Super Mario RPG
2) Mario Kart
3) Super Smash Bros.
4) Breath of the Wild
#Nintendo4Eva

[Mister Embryo @misterEmbryo]

Smashing Pumpkins, 1979. Whether you’re up or down it always feels right. #SolaceSong @SmashingPumpkin

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

Sincere question.

Do you have a single song that you return to during dark days, that helps you get through a tough time in some way? Either it cheers you up, or reminds you of better days, or gives you solace in some manner?

What single song does that for you?

#SolaceSong

[Mister Embryo @misterEmbryo]

Way to hang in there John! Not tryna outmuscle a buff cowboy in the mud just tryna survive. If you’re a bartender from PB you can survive anything. @katiethurston #TheBachelorette

[Mister Embryo @misterEmbryo]

Just keep swimming! (Why do I still have a blog?) https://t.co/HoBSYZPEGr
#MotivationMonday #Blog

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Yay! This fan should also be banned from every cheesesteak restaurant and blocked from watching any Will Smith movie. #ProtectOurPlayers

[NBC Sports Philadelphia @NBCSPhilly]

The Sixers have banned the fan who threw popcorn on Russell Westbrook from all events at Wells Fargo Center indefinitely.

https://t.co/YpzTzp78Dv

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@jacksterlope @NickLachey Easier than Busta Rhymes? 😂

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98 degrees and Rising is one of the greatest pop vocal albums of all time! 🔥🔥🔥Knew that sultry voice right away. @NickLachey #TheMaskedSinger