F. Alexander Quinn

Freelance investigative journalist and master of disguise! Contracted by @CircleTV (Just the FAQ). Professional wrestling enthusiast (RP)

[F. Alexander Quinn @Mister_FAQ]

F. Alexander Quinn, undercover journalist and freelance investigative reporter is here to to promote an informed citizenry and get you the FAQ!

No story is too small and no case is too tough to crack! I’m your source for “Just the FAQ!”

[F. Alexander Quinn @Mister_FAQ]

@BordDieu My favorite!

[F. Alexander Quinn @Mister_FAQ]

@BordDieu Still working ma’am!

How’s your pie doing?

[F. Alexander Quinn @Mister_FAQ]

@BordDieu

[F. Alexander Quinn @Mister_FAQ]

@BordDieu “Pie”

[F. Alexander Quinn @Mister_FAQ]

@BordDieu Got it!

[F. Alexander Quinn @Mister_FAQ]

@BordDieu Okay! Lastly?

[F. Alexander Quinn @Mister_FAQ]

@BordDieu Let’s hope so!

Next question

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@BordDieu I do love pie!

[F. Alexander Quinn @Mister_FAQ]

@BordDieu Cash, check or 🍑?

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@WWJBCD @Kenzi_Grey @XWF1999 We all hope that she’s okay. From what I’m hearing, @LBVinnieLane still forced her to compete in a very dangerous match right after her dramatic rescue.

I’ve been unable to reach him for comment.

[F. Alexander Quinn @Mister_FAQ]

JUST THE FAQ
Kenzi Grey Update

Last night a daring air rescue was carried out to save @Kenzi_Grey, after she was trapped alone on a runaway... or flyaway hot air balloon.

Grey had been missing since yesterday morning, sparking a multi-State search for the @XWF1999 Anarchy star.

[F. Alexander Quinn @Mister_FAQ]

The operation to save Grey was carried out by an elite team of experts in air infiltration and hot air ballooning...a very specialized combination of skills.

I hope to interview the rescuer in a future episode!

Grey was not available for comment as of the time of this report.

[F. Alexander Quinn @Mister_FAQ]

Apparently an experienced skydiver will attempt to jump from the rescue vehicle and land on the balloon. From there, they will attempt to guide it down safely.

We can only wait and hope the operation is a success!

I’m Francis Alexander Quinn and this has been Just The FAQ!

[F. Alexander Quinn @Mister_FAQ]

JUST THE FAQ
Breaking News Update!

I have a report that the hot air balloon suspected of carrying @Kenzi_Grey was spotted somewhere over Pennsylvania.

A specialized recovery team has been dispatched to intercept the balloon using a high altitude rescue technique.

[F. Alexander Quinn @Mister_FAQ]

@WWJBCD @CoolTubeSource @UGWC Just in case.

[F. Alexander Quinn @Mister_FAQ]

@CoolTubeSource @WWJBCD Lacklanland has so many strange customs and unique differences from our modern civilization. I can’t wait to do a piece from there!

[F. Alexander Quinn @Mister_FAQ]

@CoolTubeSource @WWJBCD Anyone else around here find it suspicious that this guy, who has a close relationship to the victim, is so laid back and unaffected?