NonFungibleAidan

A Canadian living, working, fathering, and husbanding across the pond in London. Here for a good time.

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

Awesome thread. Space is the best.

[Latif Nasser @latifnasser]

Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

All of my white shirts are v-necks

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

@NoContextBrits Bush X - Glycerine

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

America isn’t given enough credit for surviving Chet Hanks

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

.@Pringles the people demand to know why these weren’t called Kringles

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

@NoDunksInc Random challenge for you guys: If you were to remake Bow Wow's "Basketball", what more recent references would you swap in?

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

@donnovanbennett Tribe - Find A Way

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

There’s no way Manscaped can track the ROI for all of these sponsorships

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

Watching The Masked Singer scrolling through my Jeremy Renner App. What's everyone else up to tonight?

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

She asked "what are we?" and I said "toniiiiiiiiiiiigghhht, we are yoouuuunnggg"

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

"So ahead of my time, Even when I rhyme about the future I be reminiscing"

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

What’s the most clever song lyric of all time?

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

These James Webb photos could be taken with an Android and iPhone users still wouldn't switch.

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

Can confirm

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

Absolute mastery

[jenny “coppertop” 🥢 @jlynn43xo]

Why are there pop tarts but no mom tarts

Because of the pastryarchy

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

You can tell when the two flight attendants don’t fw each other. Zero chemistry on the drink cart

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

@theghostshan I know the famous Iguazu Falls of Argentina when I see them

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

.@comerchameleon Just so you're aware of those that Twitter associates you with (I'm following you now btw)

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

Fresh prints…

[NonFungibleAidan @MisterAOC]

.@MorningBrew is a Putin on the Blitz headline in your near future?