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South Korea’s stock market just hit its most chaotic level ever, even topping the 2008 crisis peak 🚨 🚨

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Just finished The Dhandho Investor by Mohnish Pabrai. Such a good read on low-risk, high-return investing. He breaks down how to think like a value investor with simple, practical ideas. Definitely one of those books you want to reread. Highly recommend it if you're into investi

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Big news just dropped: Amazon just wrapped up its massive $50B investment in OpenAI. That's official now.

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Jamie Dimon last week: "Stay away from stocks"
Now J.P. Morgan: "Stocks are about to pop"
😂🤣😂

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Breaking: Trump says he’s pausing strikes on Iran. Oil prices fell, stocks went up.

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Just in: US and Iran call a “pause” on strikes 👀

Not a full stop, but something’s shifting.

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🚨 Just in: Iran's Foreign Ministry says no talks with the U.S. right now. Only communicating through mediators. Not great for the markets...

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So this 'ceasefire' is basically a tactical pause...

Under the War Powers Resolution, a president can commit US forces to combat for 60 days plus a 30-day withdrawal without Congress signing off.

A break just restarts the clock and lets troops get into place.

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Stock market's open 📈 Let's see how today goes

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Instagram, $META, is now banning pickup artists and pranksters who use Meta glasses, per BI

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Financial Statements: Explained To A Child

If you're in business, you MUST understand the 3 Financial Statements.

Here's a quick overview:

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JOEL SCHULMAN SAYS ELON MUSK IS THE MODERN-DAY ROCKEFELLER, BRINGING THE COST TO GET TO SPACE DOWN DRAMATICALLY

Joel Schulman, founder and CIO of our partners over at ER Shares, says SpaceX $SPCX has cut launch costs from $54,000 to $2,000 per kilogram, and Musk is still push

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I'm starting to use the Do I Invest framework from @Invesquotes 📊

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The fireworks displays in Boston and New York were seriously amazing! 🎆🎇

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Congrats, America! 🎉 250 years strong 🦅

https://t.co/eIL95W3klH

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🚨 BIG NEWS

🇨🇳 China's getting special treatment in the Strait of Hormuz—Iran is giving them VIP access to the world's key oil route.

Iran just inched closer to Beijing, heating up the U.S.-China trade war even more.

This is really bad news for markets...

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Intel (INTC) dropped 15% in just two days after Jim Cramer called it his "new favorite stock" at the very top.

Classic.

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Took a look at this $META backtest... is it a buy right now? 🧐 Check out The Solid Report for details. https://t.co/VkVyA09CTC

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Foreign investors are selling off Japanese bonds like crazy, hitting the fastest rate in 3 years 🚨