Citizen Blumenthal

The Unoffical Twitter Account of your 2014-15 @bradleyu Blumpkin. *PARODY ACCOUNT* This is not Jason Blumenthal & tweets may or may not reflect his views.

[Citizen Blumenthal @misterblump]

@sarahhandler oh, honey.

https://t.co/5mjnoSjydA

[Bradley Braves Athletics @BradleyBraves]

Former @bradleyumbb Marcus Pollard caught 34 TD's from Peyton Manning, including the 1st of Manning's career.

[David Kaplan @thekapman]

@JoeyYoey92 @BradleyRedSea We just gave you guys some airtime on our broadcast. #BigPub

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

We have a pair of tickets for today's #NLDS Game 4 that we'll be giving away.

Retweet this by 10 a.m. CDT for a chance to win. #FlyTheW

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

So who wants to come to #NLDS Game 3 on Monday? We just found a pair of tickets to give away.

We'll pick someone who retweets this.

[Anthony Rizzo @ARizzo44]

LET'S DO THIS! #FlyTheW

[Citizen Blumenthal @misterblump]

I miss JoJo. #JustPresidentThoughts

[Citizen Blumenthal @misterblump]

I need a beer.

[Citizen Blumenthal @misterblump]

All you need is beer.

[Citizen Blumenthal @misterblump]

Hey that's @sarahhandler's problem now, and it's only getting worse. #VeganProblems https://t.co/zeit5S7ARt

[Joey Muting @JoeyYoey92]

Hospital cafeteria>>>>Giesert cafeteria @misterblump

[Citizen Blumenthal @misterblump]

@ntbradleyu early question for you, Nathan... Are kegs allowed in St. James or nah? Asking for a fellow citizen.

[Citizen Blumenthal @misterblump]

All you really need in life are the three B's:

1. Beer
2. Babes
3. @bradleyu

#AllAboutTheB #MyTopCollege

[Citizen Blumenthal @misterblump]

The new montra for my next campaign:

http://t.co/lDiEqf3TDN

#VoteBlumenthal2018

[Citizen Blumenthal @misterblump]

@JoeyYoey92 🍻🍻🍻🍻

[Citizen Blumenthal @misterblump]

@andrea_natalie4 @jrbmagic2 no.

[Citizen Blumenthal @misterblump]

*AHEM*... @bradleyu #BecauseItsTheCup

[Citizen Blumenthal @misterblump]

Class is cancelled tomorrow on the account of Blackhawks Fever. @bradleyu do it, you won't.

[Citizen Blumenthal @misterblump]

@andrea_natalie4 can I have some nachos with that cheese?

[Citizen Blumenthal @misterblump]

What's passed is passed. I'm a new man, now. #youreallturds