Chumleigh Chortle

Amateur taxidermist (q.v. Chortle 2004 'Advances in Drosophila taxidermy'). Views mostly thru' a glass half full of Irish whiskey, from one's family distillery

[Chumleigh Chortle @MisterChortle]

Chortle family motto

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@clive_huxley @PokemonGoApp Have u tried Diagon Alley?

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@LxryLfee @RemingtonStras1 @clive_huxley handy run around for the estate, chaps?

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@AdelemorseHQ Stuff this for a lark

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@BentleyComms @BentleyMotors Passed over once again

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@TheLastLeg @revkatebottley @Channel4 @OpenMike_TV ...and with the super sexy as ever @JoannaLumley ... #firstcrush

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@RemingtonStras1 @Fi_LoFax @clive_huxley Is it the umbrella ... it's the umbrella isn't it? I knew the brolly was taking it too far. Pleased with the chest wig though

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@Scott_Country So should give even you a chance of brining one down this ya' @RemingtonStras1

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@Scott_Country @clive_huxley @RemingtonStras1 @Fi_LoFax these look spot on 4 our Sherwood boarhunt next ya' I've hear the Sherwood Boar is a v slow mover

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Join the #BigSquat. Be a sport like @Aiannucci for #WorldToiletDay and for the one in three who don’t have a loo: https://t.co/Bdwb3FViLF

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@clive_huxley @jamesmartinchef Flah flah flah Clive: we've all known for some time you like it hot, hot, hot.

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@clive_huxley U R welcome Baron, as always, one is always ready to serve at the nobility's pleasure. Happy hunting.

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@revkatebottley U r an uplifting positive breath of fresh. Both your fab food and dynamic faith r refreshing and inspiring.

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I’m voting for Walkers Prawn Cocktail! #chooseorlose https://t.co/mLnDagVHUh

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@RemingtonStras1 @Fi_LoFax @clive_huxley Problems with your starter motor again old chap?

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@Fi_LoFax @RemingtonStras1 @clive_huxley Is a Merkin like a baby meerkat?

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@Fi_LoFax @RemingtonStras1 @clive_huxley How's the pipe work Fi - has the new brush reached all the parts you hoped it would?

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@SteveWallers ...who are YOU?

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@clive_huxley @revkatebottley @drmartens Have you not seen the Rev'd Kate on celeb masterchef - simply divine!

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@clive_huxley @RemingtonStras1 @Fi_LoFax Enjoy! Hope you don't get #asetreflux