MisterFALTU

I'm here just to Waste ur Time
Jack of All Trades Master in Few

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@IrfanPathan @aliwasim204 @SGanguly99 Is it "Daadhi" Daadi or "Dadi" Daadi?

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@MumbaiPolice @Viggyvibe Police across the city are using their associates UPI address to collect bribes, A similar case happened to me and the friends where the constable asked to pay the money via UPI since we didn't have cash and no receipt! #Shameful

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@TheAhmedShariff Aaj Ahmed Biryani khaega

[Ronny bhaiya @Zakirism]

Ammi ki hidayat thi bachpan me,
“jahan jaana hai jao bas Raat dhalne se pehle ghar wapas aa jaane.”

Ab sochta hoon,
theek hi thi woh pabandi.

Raat badhti ja rahi hai aur
ghar door hota ja raha hai.

bahut door.

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@vishkanyaaaa @Zakirism Welcome to Mumbai!

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@HashtagManish @Madan_Chikna You forget the most important part! Remake

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@therohansinha @one_by_two I can but jarurat nahi, Indian media with an estimated of 350 Million eye balls did it for a month

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Bhai Jute

[Godman Chikna @Madan_Chikna]

Ameer logon ki baat hi kuch aur hai yaar, aise time pe bhi pant pehen rahe hai 😍

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Matlab yaar Hadd hogyi, ab bhi mauka hai uninstall kardena😂

#carryminati #AmirSiddiqui Moscow #skirt #BanTikTokIndia #Tiktokvsyoutube

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@ShirleySetia Instagram pe jao behen

Ps: this is a caption suggestion :p

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@NiteshNRane @mybmc Dharavi has recorded almost 733 cases which is just 1 part of the entire Mumbai we're looking at. Entire Nation wanted an answer for a plan how will we contain patients in these huge numbers and our honorable PM was busy in chanting it out through Bartan and Candles!

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#BnDMeetsRofl

The best one I saw was Tarla Dalal V/S

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@SHiN_4518 @DisneyplusHSP @gursikander @sagarcasm I was being sarcastic bruh!

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@Ashwinirajbihar @instagram @CyberDost @Rajput_Ramesh @AskAnshul @HMOIndia @TajinderBagga @Payal_Rohatgi @iamashu123 @beingarun28 @RubikaLiyaquat @sardanarohit @smritiirani That's really great and Indian law should have something against cyber bullying not on the grounds of religion but yes hate speeches. I request you to file complaint for accounts like this as well, these people are sick and disturb nation's integrity!

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.@NetflixIndia @inshorts The series of fact card showing on Inshorts is missing key weapons used. There were more multiple rifles used like (IDF Defender / M16) Below seems incorrect.

#Extraction #TylerRake

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@DisneyplusHSP @gursikander @sagarcasm Fuck! When did Captain became worthy?

#SPOILER

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@narendramodi @ShirleySetia You should have said this infront of that Box while you were on Air

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@ECDC_EU Don't be stupid, in midst of one cry don't ignore the god damn crisis. Save Water!!

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@jsharmasays @one_by_two Yaqub Memon got hanged for the same reason, aao hum hamare desh se ek aur aatankwadi (Pragya Thakur) ko Faasi pe chadaya jaaye.

Asli Deshbhakti aatankwaad se ladhne me hai!!

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