Mr. Flare

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!

[Mr. Flare @MisterFlare]

OMG THIS IS AMAZING MY FRIEND CD HAS WORKED SO HARD AND SO DESERVES THIS I COULDN’T BE PROUDER THIS IS GOOD FOR ARTISTS EVERYWHERE GO CAPTAIN

[Captain Disillusion @CDisillusion]

Sold the Earth as an NFT, hope that's cool

[Mr. Flare @MisterFlare]

@CDisillusion ARRGHHHH

[Mr. Flare @MisterFlare]

@CDisillusion HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

[Mr. Flare @MisterFlare]

DAMN STRAIGHT

[Mr. Flare @MisterFlare]

@CDisillusion AS THEY SHOULD BE.

[Mr. Flare @MisterFlare]

@CDisillusion @5tu @sudosushi YEAH, THANKS!

[Captain Disillusion @CDisillusion]

Guys, help settle a bet! I think I hear noise around 340 Hz, but @MisterFlare says he’s hearing noise at 850 Hz. WHICH OF US ARE BOTH RIGHT? Thanks. https://t.co/UpEdsz9Y5t

[Mr. Flare @MisterFlare]

@CDisillusion Duud, this is so going viral.

[Mr. Flare @MisterFlare]

R.I.P., HUGH. YOU WERE THE GREATEST ROLE MODEL I OR ANYONE ELSE EVER HAD 😢🍆

[Mr. Flare @MisterFlare]

@CDisillusion ON IT, BOSS. I'LL HAVE IT UP AND RUNNING IN 2-3 WEEK, MAX!

[Mr. Flare @MisterFlare]

@ArtofTCBaldwin @CDisillusion I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A FACE! THANKS!

[Mr. Flare @MisterFlare]

@iregretjumping NO, PLEASE, JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT

[iregretjumping @iregretjumping]

@MisterFlare I have more compromising photos. I want cash. Don't mess with me or I will upload more. Keep Captain D out of this.

[Mr. Flare @MisterFlare]

@TheRedRumble @CDisillusion @SusanGerbic I'M GREEN, BRAH.

[Mr. Flare @MisterFlare]

NEW CAPTAIN D PICS LEAKED. YOU'RE WELCOME, WORLD.

[Mr. Flare @MisterFlare]

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!

[Mr. Flare @MisterFlare]

HATERS GONNA HATE(x5) BUT
I AM JUST A LENS FLARE(x4) SO I'M
GONNA FIND THE LIGHT SWITCH(x4) AND
SWITCH IT OFF, SWITCH IT OFF

[Mr. Flare @MisterFlare]

@CDisillusion WHO YOU CALLING "SIMPLE"???

[Mr. Flare @MisterFlare]

I'VE APPLIED FOR A NEW POSITION AS THE LIGHTHOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF.