iregretjumping

"Why is your name iregretjumping? Is there some sort of story behind it?" I hear you ask.

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@Codino_nahmei Pfff. Good luck.

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@rmgreenstreet
Congratulations on all your success.

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@a_anderson116
Congratulations. You earned it.

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@DarthKielbasa @omgAPCS And about 15 pounds.

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@rhonk @omgAPCS Similar to your Earth monitors, but larger of course.

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@DXDeMuro @AlexThomp Your comment is, in reality, the semi-ludid meanderings of a moron. You accidently hit the keys while rummaging for your lost oxycodone tablets. I base this on your oddly typed words, sentence structure, and just as much evidence as you provided.
The woman in white told me so.

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@omgAPCS @SynxItax I think this is as official as it gets, everybody. APCS IS BACK! Expect a new show THIS MONDAY and EVERY MONDAY at noon o'clock Western Standard Time! Join the live stream to tell King Richard how he's doing it wrong! #AnotherPrankCallShowMeYourBoobs #ASPCA

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@omgAPCS

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@omgAPCS @rbcp @SynxItax The tardigrade levels are pretty low.

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@BradBarnesGA @Crimsontider I have lots of doctor friends I bounce ideas off of, and they tell me she has all timers.

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@omgAPCS @SynxItax @rbcp I wrote this? Is that what all those auditing sessions were? Damn it, King Richard! I thought I was joining Scientology!

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@CommonS47573370 @NFL @TrevorProject Ya just did.

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@gatorone1 @NFL @TrevorProject We'll practice by not caring about what you have to say.

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@omgAPCS We had to take a bunch of serious mugshots, but at the end we all got to do one goofy one. Sidney's was the best. She pretended to flash the camera. We were all rolling. Best summer ever. Miss you guys! Xoxoxo!

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@ksorbs For everybody dropping DirectTV because of the Newsmax announcement... make sure, when returning the equipment, you remove the paper cover your grandson made that covers all of the buttons on the remote that confuse you.

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@FuossLC @ksorbs I'm here from PATRIOT TV. The single most PATRIOTIC of all the TV! For a mere $299.99/month, I'll mail you a USB flash drive of mp4s once! If your loved ones tell you that you're being scammed, they just aren't PATRIOTIC enough! Act now for a free PATRIOT empty ketchup packet.

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@TerryWi24511018 @zoejanexy @ksorbs Oh man. The only way this response could be more 'boomer' is if it had your password accidentally pasted into it as well.

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@phonelosers Brad forgot to add the $5 tier to the episode.

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@WatcherGuru @elonmusk I can do two things.

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@MSArslanSadiq @elonmusk @Arslan_Sadiq Hello. I'm from the customer support line. I don't have a verified mark because... well, you know why. The reason your account got suspended is because we don't have your foot biometrics on file. Please send foot pics of your feet crushing raw eggs for verification purposes.