Mr. Fluffers

Malcontent, badminton enthusiast, penguin. ⚠️Views are those of a cantankerous, flightless bird.

[Mr. Fluffers @MisterFluffers]

@foxandfriends Just a liiiiiiiiiittle shy of the millions y’all claimed.

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@BasedMikeLee Huh?

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@samstein High T can’t change a small D.

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@SenateGOP You might’ve overreached with your bullshit number, it pretty much screams ‘we just pulled a scary sounding figure out of our ass.’

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@RapidResponse47 @POTUS “Tonight I am terminating methane regulations to give my pals s**tloads of cash. They won’t share, don’t ask. But mostly because the ‘environment’ is a fruity hoax & TX is strong. I mean look at all these guys’ powerful, juicy asses! Is it hot in here or what?”

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@FoxNews Huh?

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Our important operation in the Kupiansk sector. Mykhailo Drapatyi, Ihor Obolenskyi, and Pavlo Palisa reported on the initial results and progress of Operation Veles, carried out by the Khartiia 2nd Corps of the National Guard of Ukraine. More than 100 Russian occupiers have already been eliminated, and more than 30 have been taken prisoner. The underground advance has exceeded 15 kilometers.

The Russians had already tried to use underground gas pipelines to move through our positions and launch assault operations. Ukrainian warriors have successfully transformed this tactic, modernized it, and made it much more sophisticated and technologically advanced. We are protecting the lives of our people, inflicting losses on the occupiers, and achieving our objectives in the Kupiansk sector. Glory to Ukraine!

[Mr. Fluffers @MisterFluffers]

@FT ‘Ripe for manipulation’ is British for ‘this assclown looks a lot like someone who’s compromised.’

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@McFaul The only notable election massaging strategy adjustment for Republicans has been convincing @POTUS to start ogling *female* asses.

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@SpeakerJohnson Yes. Start researching lawn mowers.

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@RapidResponse47 When @POTUS starts using at least average intelligence.

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@larry_kudlow 👽 Greetings from planet Reality, Earthling. Your language is most strange, as words appear to have no meaning. 🛸

[Mr. Fluffers @MisterFluffers]

Crypto, AI, overpriced M&A, vampire PE, leverage like 2009 never happened… feels like 80% of the economy is built on unicorn farts at the moment. 🦄💨

[William Fitzgerald @william_fitz]

"Speculative data center debt is being repackaged and sold to pension and retirement funds, university endowments, and other institutional investors in a manner eerily reminiscent of the subprime bubble."

https://t.co/tbDb5ubQ0h

[William Fitzgerald @william_fitz]

"Speculative data center debt is being repackaged and sold to pension and retirement funds, university endowments, and other institutional investors in a manner eerily reminiscent of the subprime bubble."

https://t.co/tbDb5ubQ0h

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

"It is a disturbing and shameful abandonment not only of a would-be ally in need, but of the best and noblest traditions of American foreign policy dating back centuries."
https://t.co/0kQxIQfGfD

[Mr. Fluffers @MisterFluffers]

@politico How many Hail Marys do you get for ambushing bishops with a photo op?

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@SenateGOP Defund the police? That wasn’t even a real thing in 2020. This shit is like watching Blue Öyster Cult play the county fair: vaguely familiar & sad.

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@RapidResponse47 @VP Quite possibly the most labored delivery of the word ‘bullshit’ in recorded history. JD oozes authenticity like a Chinese Rolex.

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@samstein The French dip cheeseburger will deliver an appropriate cosmic retribution.

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@VP Is couch f**king a rural activity, or do you file that as equipment depreciation? Asking for a smug a**hole who will never be President.