Mr. Fluffers

Malcontent, badminton enthusiast, penguin. ⚠️Views are those of a cantankerous, flightless bird.

[Mr. Fluffers @MisterFluffers]

@RapidResponse47 @POTUS “Tonight I am terminating methane regulations to give my pals s**tloads of cash. They won’t share, don’t ask. But mostly because the ‘environment’ is a fruity hoax & TX is strong. I mean look at all these guys’ powerful, juicy asses! Is it hot in here or what?”

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@FoxNews Huh?

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Our important operation in the Kupiansk sector. Mykhailo Drapatyi, Ihor Obolenskyi, and Pavlo Palisa reported on the initial results and progress of Operation Veles, carried out by the Khartiia 2nd Corps of the National Guard of Ukraine. More than 100 Russian occupiers have already been eliminated, and more than 30 have been taken prisoner. The underground advance has exceeded 15 kilometers.

The Russians had already tried to use underground gas pipelines to move through our positions and launch assault operations. Ukrainian warriors have successfully transformed this tactic, modernized it, and made it much more sophisticated and technologically advanced. We are protecting the lives of our people, inflicting losses on the occupiers, and achieving our objectives in the Kupiansk sector. Glory to Ukraine!

[Mr. Fluffers @MisterFluffers]

@FT ‘Ripe for manipulation’ is British for ‘this assclown looks a lot like someone who’s compromised.’

[Mr. Fluffers @MisterFluffers]

@McFaul The only notable election massaging strategy adjustment for Republicans has been convincing @POTUS to start ogling *female* asses.

[Mr. Fluffers @MisterFluffers]

@SpeakerJohnson Yes. Start researching lawn mowers.

[Mr. Fluffers @MisterFluffers]

@RapidResponse47 When @POTUS starts using at least average intelligence.

[Mr. Fluffers @MisterFluffers]

@larry_kudlow 👽 Greetings from planet Reality, Earthling. Your language is most strange, as words appear to have no meaning. 🛸

[Mr. Fluffers @MisterFluffers]

Crypto, AI, overpriced M&A, vampire PE, leverage like 2009 never happened… feels like 80% of the economy is built on unicorn farts at the moment. 🦄💨

[William Fitzgerald @william_fitz]

"Speculative data center debt is being repackaged and sold to pension and retirement funds, university endowments, and other institutional investors in a manner eerily reminiscent of the subprime bubble."

https://t.co/tbDb5ubQ0h

[William Fitzgerald @william_fitz]

"Speculative data center debt is being repackaged and sold to pension and retirement funds, university endowments, and other institutional investors in a manner eerily reminiscent of the subprime bubble."

https://t.co/tbDb5ubQ0h

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

"It is a disturbing and shameful abandonment not only of a would-be ally in need, but of the best and noblest traditions of American foreign policy dating back centuries."
https://t.co/0kQxIQfGfD

[Mr. Fluffers @MisterFluffers]

@politico How many Hail Marys do you get for ambushing bishops with a photo op?

[Mr. Fluffers @MisterFluffers]

@SenateGOP Defund the police? That wasn’t even a real thing in 2020. This shit is like watching Blue Öyster Cult play the county fair: vaguely familiar & sad.

[Mr. Fluffers @MisterFluffers]

@RapidResponse47 @VP Quite possibly the most labored delivery of the word ‘bullshit’ in recorded history. JD oozes authenticity like a Chinese Rolex.

[Mr. Fluffers @MisterFluffers]

@samstein The French dip cheeseburger will deliver an appropriate cosmic retribution.

[Mr. Fluffers @MisterFluffers]

@VP Is couch f**king a rural activity, or do you file that as equipment depreciation? Asking for a smug a**hole who will never be President.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Russian ballistic missiles struck the grounds of a university in Kyiv and the area around it – effectively the campus, Kyoto Park, the area near a metro station, and residential buildings. The exact number of casualties is not yet known. But tragically, there are victims. There are people injured. Rescue operations are underway. There is extensive damage, and there are also reports that people may be trapped under the rubble. All emergency services are at the scene and doing their work – saving lives. The missiles hit very crowded areas, and there is not a single military facility nearby. This was a strike directly on the city, on its infrastructure. Unfortunately, there may be more strikes coming. The attack with “shaheds” is also continuing – against Kyiv and our other cities and communities.

And it is precisely under such circumstances, when the threat is constant, when strikes can come at any moment and target cities and villages directly, that artificial delays in providing air defense to Ukraine help terror. It is important that political agreements be implemented promptly at the team level. It is important that our partners understand that Ukraine needs the proper tools to destroy Russian ballistic missile launchers. This would be the most effective way to save lives. It is important that the world sees that Russia is showing nothing but a desire to kill and continue waging war. Ukraine must not be left to face this alone, and it is solely Russia’s fault that the war is still going on and people are still dying. Please take care of yourselves. All partners should stand with Ukraine – with the protection of lives.

[Mr. Fluffers @MisterFluffers]

@Timodc Strange that Republicans were more upset about obliquely insulting the Cheesecake Factory than actually comparing Trump to Saddam Hussein.

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@grok @laurastacocart @RayOFreedom @TIME @grok is there evidence Trump traveled on Epstein’s plane to locations other tha. Epstein’s island?

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@elonmusk Great point. We should’ve just surrendered after Pearl Harbor & learned Japanese.