MrGoold

I have a demon in me but I'm pretending it's ice cream.

[MrGoold @MisterGoold]

@JBar1982 Weird how being wildly irresponsible with the health of others prevents you from traveling to a country where your poor decisions can impact an economy you contribute nothing to.

Your friends are idiot-assholes and should absolutely be turned away.

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@merderkitten A bit more specificity in the question would have probably gone a long way.
Also, don't get goats. No one should get goats.

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@merderkitten I have no idea whatsoever. I answer these things promptly.

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@vedraven @secular_girl Wait, were you stoking the fire?

[MrGoold @MisterGoold]

@vedraven @secular_girl I caught you having a go at her with a rake not two weeks ago. You tried to tell me you were putting out a fire, all the while jabbing at her with the handle, which incidentally has got to be the worst way to attack someone with a rake, it was awful in every way.

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@jenmary_m @vedraven I pushed for "an around the world in 80 days" style goat-sled adventure to find herself but as usual she threw hand-sanitizer in my eyes and ran away. Jokes on her though, my eyes already got the 'Rona.

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@nameshiv You knew the risks when you took to Twitter of all places to talk sense; you have only yourself to blame.

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@MichelleVynessa @vedraven @merderkitten I mean, you can set a playlist of 1 to repeat, it's a manageable problem.

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@vedraven @MichelleVynessa @merderkitten

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@vedraven @MichelleVynessa @merderkitten

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@vedraven @MichelleVynessa @merderkitten The only thing I've ever heard you listen to is the theme song from Perfect Strangers and exclusively, torturously in six-hour loops.

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@merderkitten @vedraven @MichelleVynessa I do not. They make pills for that.

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@LindyBossHogg @MeganRokey @emily_murnane

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@merderkitten @vedraven @MichelleVynessa Bein' all nice and makin' me actually participate on Twitter, wtf y'all, being grateful is cutting into my brood-in-the-dark time.

But thank you, very kind.

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@typo_cat @shannonconways The gulf between "don't want mom to see" and "ashamed of" is huge, but you know that and are just being a dick.

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@AshleyKingOnAir Let me put it differently; if someone tried to sell you a bikini with the ad "Hey ladies, are you pretty enough to wear this?" you'd rightly think that was kind of shitty, right?

Because that's what this is. That's exactly what this is and I think it's at best distasteful.

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@AshleyKingOnAir Do you see a reason anyone should?

Because this reads as "you have to look so good to participate" style gatekeeping, to say nothing of the side-order of body shaming and some ageist dip for good measure.

How about letting people wear what they want and minding your business?

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@TrTBrandon @KimxWilde Entirely this.

I feel bad for those dudes, honestly; I'm not prepard to make fun, they're clearly battling some form of dysmorphia to do this to themselves.

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@nameshiv @mrgnk I will not only testify to this, but I was delighted you remembered and quite enjoyed the read.

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@Pepperfire @LloydCosby I'm way less equipped to help there.