Jason the Cabbie

the official Twitter of someone not famous or of any pop culture importance

[Jason the Cabbie @MisterMojoJack]

@bengal4everson @ShotziWWE @MercedesVarnado In this tweet reply: how to tell everyone that you're a cunt without actually saying "hey y'all, I'm a cunt."

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@503i7 @LuigiCaseFiles Wait... You mean that corporate lobbyists give significant funds to both parties in order to get their agendas across? SAY IT AIN'T SO, RANDOM TWITTER PERSON!

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@43Silencer @LuigiCaseFiles @SamInspired Big difference between convicted and accused.

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@ElijahComments @TMZ Dude, shut the pure fuck up.

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@_denisesalcedo Ketchup is fine. Ranch is the real menace.

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@WWEGraves Man I miss Windham.

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@JaimsVanDerBeek I'm not generally a fan of cops, but I would have called about that one.

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@SeanRossSapp I once cooked at Toby Keith's I Love This Bar and Grill in Mesa, AZ, where he was weekend/show security. Was kind of a nice dude, but would get weirdly upset if you didn't recognize him, and more upset if you did recognize him and asked wrestling questions

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@MFSteveHere since you and @JoyOfBearding love Werner Herzog, here he is (kinda) as Spider-Man https://t.co/vQBOWtRAyW

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@JaimsVanDerBeek Pro wrestling really is the best, isn't it?

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Not that anyone asked, but in Baldur's Gate 3, I used penis option D for my tiefling cleric, and will probably use vulva B for a gnome bard. Of course, I'll be doing this without regard to what the character identifies as.

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@BLoobama @ringsidenews_ Yeah.. Those fucking bastards demanding the pay they're deserved. Fuck them.

Also, I don't mean anything I just said.

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@ringsidenews_ Slow news day, eh?

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@AyMisterDope @justMagi17 Ngl, the Vince voice makes my blood run cold and my stomach turn a bit. And I got a lot of stomach to turn.

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In case you needed a reminder, twelve years ago today the Macho Man gave his life to save us from The Rapture. Give thanks to him today

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Tried a Spindrift for the first time yesterday and I gotta admit that I now understand why CM Punk refused to share his with Tony Khan.

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@DanielJLayton Oh goddammit, and here i was, tagging you like some kind of idiot that thought you hadn't seen this yet. I mean, of course you have

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@catherinekelley Nobody tag @DanielJLayton in this. He'll lose his damn mind

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@FU_kev666 @davemeltzerWON Nope

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@SecondhandFool @starkmanjones Ah, but there's a fine difference between pumpkin and pumpkin spice. One is edible and delicious, the other is compete trash. Spoiler: the trash one is the one with "spice" in its name.