dude this is so fuckign crazy they just made this new law where you have to hang out and watch a movie with me. what the fuck they’re saying you have to eat whatever ice cream i want with me ????
Me: do you got a raygun
My martian buddy who grew up in Queens: Like I've told you before, man, I'm ethnically Martian but I'm not really connected with the culture like that
Me: so is that a no
heh, nice argument. unfortunately, in my head I have already depicted you as the seething pathetic baby bird and myself as the smug and unflappable red angry bird
by the age of 25 you should have seen every classic movie or else you’re stupid and uncultured and annoying and all your friends talk about you behind your back and you’ll never find true love