daddylonglegs

Yoddler.
Romcommununism. Prostitutionalizationalism.

[daddylonglegs @misterrickss]

@TLlium It’s the glue. I stopped for the same reason and started back when I found out. Sai tips have grown out my nails na ziko healthy😂🥹

[Alex @alex65971512]

One of the things I really wanna do one day is ululate mid argument that'd be funny asf

[daddylonglegs @misterrickss]

Panic in my eardrums 🙂‍↕️

[daddylonglegs @misterrickss]

@stusssy9 @apenjiiii There’s always better is a gospel I truly believe in. Always.

[stuss @stusssy9]

ata mimi. everyone i get after is ALWAYS better than the last. so there’s nothing back there for me really

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

[Martin @riffrufff]

They finally found Rango.

[daddylonglegs @misterrickss]

Thor, Rocket, and their already empty bottle.

[Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺 @joakial_]

Erling Braut Haaland arrives back in Norway with a raccoon.

[ochi2trimess 🇰🇪 @smkaaayyy]

dating older is ultimately for funsies for me because i carry a hyperawareness that a lot of them are losers and slowly they prove u right and you have to just sit there and laugh

[𝒶𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑒 ♡ 𐙚 @Aaliyah_Lillli]

the sight of your man undoing his belt…

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Maturing is realizing your sick days are for when you're sick of work.

[x__x @bpdsins]

the right man will love that u r a weird woman

[Myamura @Go_Jover]

???

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

How I feel after deep cleaning my room and taking a shower

[daddylonglegs @misterrickss]

Rewatching the Incredibles, what stellar parenting. I’m taking notes.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When i say "Bonjour, ça va?" and they
start speaking fluent French to me

[kage @sukikage_]

every weekend I realize I have nowhere to go and no one to randomly hang out with.

[Loki😌 @LokiEddy]

Hio ni shot ama toja nimepiga mamae

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Fortunately for me, I’m a very beautiful woman