bricks

that’s not a horse, that’s my wife

[bricks @misterweenee]

not a full flight to london right before 4th of july weekend…surrender ur fucking passports

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about to order my third drink at the airport switching my seat to one not in an exit row, because i care

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bro sitting in front of the beer taps genuinely looked at them for 3 full minutes contemplating and then asked for a stella, don’t piss me off

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someone tell timbaland to get his ass back in the studio, the people yearn!!!

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not to get too personal on here but how bout them new york knicks!!!!!!

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uber driver hates my vibe, i can just tell

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on a journey of self discovery and enlightenment (getting piss ass drunk at the airport chilis)

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no one in this trader joes knows i’ve got 2016 schoolboy q playing through my airpods rn

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ok listen i’m all for people trying to eat healthy but can we please quit it with the lettuce wrap burgers like just get a fucking salad at that point you freak

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are you normal or does your sister have to keep a rolling list of foods you don’t like???

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is it a good or a bad sign that i can make a really good balloon animal dog? i’m gonna go with good

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when i say “on my jet bitch” and no one gets the reference😔

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happy international too much eye liner day to all who celebrate

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jake gyllenhaal lowkey looks a lot like alex the lion from madagascar, all i’m sayin is i’ve never seen em in the same room

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nothing quite like the rush of staging a fake phone call in an uber for absolutely no reason saying the most outrageous things possible

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very curious as to why lots of white men can just randomly do a back tuck, is there research on that?

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drinking an espresso martini at the wolfgang puck express in the columbus airport and suddenly got really scared of what dying will be like. time for another bev!!! lets keep these vibes goinnnnnn

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dinosaurs being extinct makes me really really sad

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was so anxious when i got home from the bar then turned on deadliest catch and all of a sudden i’m good! it’s like a pacifier!

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fuck

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praying to god the cubs win tonight so my boss is nice to me next week. does anyone know an etsy witch who has pull with the mlb???