Ankan Haraldsson

Byter fokus

[Torbjörn Averås Skorup @torbjornaskorup]

Sweet but psycho-låten

Jävlar vilken banger

Står för det

Det inte ens en guilty pleasure

D bara pleasure

[Ankan Haraldsson @misterxanderr]

@CaspianWallin Klok säkerhetsåtgärd att vidta, väldigt lätt hänt att svanar väcker åtal om dom blir felaktigt anklagade!

[Patron Saint of Scary Things @zechareyah]

“HA HA LOOK I AM A HUMAN AND CAN WALK ON TWO LEGS LOOK AT HOW INEFFICIENT THIS IS FOR TRAVELING”
https://t.co/ZEkAcCDNgu

[Emanuel Miller ✡️ @emanumiller]

This is brilliant.

May 1981. President Ronald Reagan is giving a speech at an Air Force base in West Berlin when a balloon pops loudly. Only two months previously, the President had been shot in an attempt on his life, not long after beginning his first term.

Reagan's response:

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Trump claimed last night that climate change is not man-made, is too expensive to fix, and accused scientists of having a "political agenda."

This isn't ignorance -- this is the purposeful dismissal of factual evidence and science. And it's dangerous.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Dr. Phil episodes and then asked it to write a Dr. Phil episode of its own. Here is the first page.

[Jay Kirell @JasonKirell]

Fuck this kid.

Fuck that kid.

Fuck you too.

[Björn Alverfeldt @NgtInomBjorn]

Åker till vårdcentralen.
Tar lapp för drop in.
Min tur.
”Vi har inte drop in här”.
Frågar om lediga tider.
”Du kan ringa oss”.
Ringer från väntrummet.
”Vi har inga tider alls”.
Ringer 1177.
Blir hänvisad till min vårdcentral.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

TRUMP: "I'm very popular in Britain."

The 250,000 people at the anti-Trump protest in London, right now:

[Fotbollsdamp @Fotbollsdamp]

Kommer vi någonsin att få se fair play som detta igen? Spelare från Iran tar upp bollen med händerna då han misstog signalen från publiken för domaren. Straffspark Danmark.

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

Pro-tip:
When you're at an event, put down the phone.
Immerse yourself through your eyes, not through your lens.
Don't let preserving the moment prevent you from creating the moment in the first place.

Plus, the video you get is a hot mess you won't ever rewatch anyway.

[Ankan Haraldsson @misterxanderr]

@DisguisedToast Kobold Illusionist that only spawns copies of Kobold illusionist (making infinite value) + Defile

[Ankan Haraldsson @misterxanderr]

@Kunimutt

[Ankan Haraldsson @misterxanderr]

Sly levererar barndomsminnen @Kunimutt

[Ankan Haraldsson @misterxanderr]

Aa det där är ju en torkningsfråga @EdvinBaggman #paddaingengroda #kioper

[Ankan Haraldsson @misterxanderr]

Sutta är visst ett bra ord. Lägg av

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

[Ankan Haraldsson @misterxanderr]

Kom igen @EdvinBaggman du vet vad du ska göra. Bun to the bread 👶🏿

[Ankan Haraldsson @misterxanderr]

Vänta dom visste inte att dom skulle köra tillsammans eller? #tankartanka