Mistress Barbie™

That blonde who fucks your boyfriend, You can call me Barbie.

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

It's all about priorities

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

Before you go pointing fingers how other people are living their lives all wrong have your life in order or it's irrelevant

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

Keep the hoes on their toes

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

Cooking your boyfriend a lovely 5 course meal and serving it in the nude, I'm assuming he'll end up skipping eating and go right to dessert

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

I feel like "sorry I blacked out" is becoming a not so legitimate excuse..

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

who's looking forward to having a few too many drinks tonight and making a helluva lot of mistakes??

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

the sluts come out on Saturdaysss

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

Something about boots and boys, they bring me so much joy

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

Don't flatter yourself, I always have a good time

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

#ThatAwkwardMomentWhen youre having sex while Passion of the Christ is playing in the background...

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

I could be your best friend or your worst nightmare

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

I ain't sleeping when I say I'm in my dreammmm carrrr

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

Mistress Barbie couldn't not be sexy even if she tried, it just comes naturally

[Barbie @Barbie]

It doesn’t matter if we’re traveling around the world together or hanging out in the Dreamhouse. I always have the best time with Ken.

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

Sexual Saturdaysss

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

that awkward moment when your dirty "cum inside me" talk actually results in that, and you're not on birthcontrol..... thank you Plan B

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

@bigoletitties: PUSSAY SKWURTZ~ HUNNEY NEKKTAR INDA MOUFZ O DA MENZ~ #GETSUM is it just me or does Wanda have a way w words? @DirtyGirlProb

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

I break up for the makeup sex

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

Trust me on this one, I'm with the band. What band?

[Mistress Barbie™ @MistressBarbie]

@DirtyGirlProb Jill knows best