Dirty Girl

I'm sure I am the one that messed up your relationship. I am the typical sorority girl. Tall blonde and I know what I want. Oh and my pics are all real, bitches

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Wednesday's are no bra days

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Literally no one wants to be on the phone with you less than the lady who answers the phone at a Chinese restaurant

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Keep calm and stop making different versions of that "keep calm" poster

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DID YOU KNOW: The average Apple worker works 16 hours longer than the average Apple battery

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Livid.

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What kind of Starbucks fucking runs out of chai?

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As well as a purchase of Christian Louboutins

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Vacay in paradise equals a delish burger splurge

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Ahhh love

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My living situation for the week

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If you don't know how to walk in heels, don't wear em

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Christian Louboutins, forever successful

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"I'm making lobster in your kitchen bitch" hahaha

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I'm really good at that hungover thing

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WHY does every ex bf text me while I'm drunk??? #WhatTheActualFuck

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I already know when I stand up I'll be a lot drunker than I think

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Times six....

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Let's go to Mexico

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I called my dad drunk saying what I want for my birthday.........next year

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"Go to class: expand your knowledge and skills. Become more valuable - to yourself, to your world" best advise for everyone