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[misty @mistyroseee]

Ok it's her first time seeing snow and it's so cute 😍❤️

[misty @mistyroseee]

Andy picked me some flowers and when I say my whole heart melted I mean my whole heart, it’s the little things you guys :,)

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[sayna .*ೃ @OCEANGlRL]

oh to be a baby duck running on lily pads

[Max Tani @maxwelltani]

i’ve conducted my own independent investigation of this video and come to the conclusion that it’s uh fucking sick?

[misty @mistyroseee]

did I just listen to Bloody Valentine 7 times in a row while driving with my windows down? yes. was it enough? no. :/ @machinegunkelly

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

rules for listening to Bloody Valentine this weekend:

must play while driving with all windows down during the daytime
at least once

must air guitar/air drum in your room blasting it loud as fuck at least once

must send it to a friend

must listen at least 25 times.

[misty @mistyroseee]

when I say I laughed so hard I cried I mean I CRIED

[Hood Comedy @HoodComedyEnt]

First time I’ve seen a car tear an ACL 😂😂

[misty @mistyroseee]

@WienerMadeleine I’m seriously soo like 😻

[Madi @WienerMadeleine]

🦋

[Sanrio @sanrio]

Every day is #EarthDay 🌎🌱🌸

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✨🌿 plant thread 🌿✨
show me your plant babies!!! let’s get some green stuff on the timeline 🐸🖤

[misty @mistyroseee]

@tuesvay Listen here you little shit ur the absolute cutest thing ever!!!!

[vincenza ⓥ @selkiewitchh]

LMFAOOO BIG YEP

[Maggie Lovitt @maggieofthetown]

Overheard in Target.

Little girl, probably 6/7 years old, clutching an Anakin lightsaber in her hands.

Mom: Don’t you want to buy some fun kitchen toys?

Girl: No, I want to defend the galaxy!

Mom: Look at this pink stuff!

Girl: You’re making me go to the Dark Side!

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

Cashier #1: “Can I help you?”
Me: How long would it take to get a turkey burger to go?
Cashier #1: “About 5 minutes”
Cashier #2: “Are you Tony Hawk?”
Me: yes
Cashier #1: “Do you want a turkey burger then?”
Me: yes please, and an iced tea
Cashier #1: “Can I get a name?”

[Someone's An Idiot @SomeonesAnIdiot]

Father of the year got his very young kid CTE for Christmas https://t.co/LHetby8pfV