Misunderstood Goose

Hi! Let's be friends. I only bite out of love.

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@headlivie https://t.co/q6kX5qWnP5

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@almostbrenda T't'lly.

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@spooooookyszn You've worked hard for it and you're a good person. You more than deserve everything positive you have now.

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@CalamityJayne4 Oh shit. Sorry. I'm not used to people being happy on Twitter.

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@CalamityJayne4 I'm sorry that happened to you.

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Me listening to Shaggy's It Wasn't Me: "Wow, this song is normalizing textbook gaslighting and trying to bend a partner's very reality to your will. This is abhorrent and should never have been given airplay."

Also me listening to Shaggy's It Wasn't Me: "Hah. Men are so stupid."

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@abbsmk Fair.
https://t.co/hHSM8D0aok

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@KaraUtri Hot.

Wait, is their last name Lecter? Maybe hot, but maybe uh-oh.

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@MamaSnicks @holy_schnitt Lemne Diem

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@lyndscann I look forward to next year's dumbbell update.

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This tweet is blowing up with the Weirdeilles demographic.

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Sara Bareilles' Brave is just Weird Al's Dare To Be Stupid with the Empowerment dial cranked up to 11. Change my view.

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@alliejayne_ Allie, you always have the funniest cries for help. I love to see it!

Wait...

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@CalamityJayne4 I love you so much right now.

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The only reason Joey failed where Frasier succeeded is because we didn't ✨believe✨ in it enough. Spinoffs work on Tinkerbell magic.

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@bfields_md Everybody poops, Brittany.

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@CalamityJayne4 Aww. Congratulations Jayne. This has been a long time coming.

Now fake a coma so you can rest for a few days. 😏

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@alliejayne_ Great. Now I'm listening to Hoobastank.

And the reason is yoooouuuu!

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@EwdatsGROSS It's dangerous to go alone! Take these <basic necessities>.