One Angry Beaver

In war, resolution. In defeat, defiance. In victory, magnanimity. In peace, good will.

[One Angry Beaver @misusmiawallace]

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

I would quit this app but sadly no other social media platform has figured out how to automatically refresh my feed and replace a post I wanted to read with an ad for the state of israel

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

one of the most important things I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think

[One Angry Beaver @misusmiawallace]

@ibuprofenbarbii Cocaine and Abel by Amigo the Devil
If We Were Vampires by Jason Isbell

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

STYLIST: What do you wanna do for the Golden Globes?

JEREMY STRONG: I’m thinking Hunter S. Thompson in the Beastie Boys.

STYLIST: Got it.

JEREMY STRONG: Paddington’s cousin who sells coke.

STYLIST: Okay.

JEREMY STRONG: Stanley Tucci playing Gilligan.

STYLIST: Right.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

i hate how fast this app refreshes like bitch i was reading that

[Emmy Cicierega @EmmyCic]

No woman wants Andrew Tate they all explicitly, enthusiastically, without hesitation want to bone little shop of horrors era Rick Moranis

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

what is rizz if not swag persevering

[One Angry Beaver @misusmiawallace]

@SaucebossC 3

[One Angry Beaver @misusmiawallace]

@DannyDrinksWine Schitts Creek. Fleabag.

[One Angry Beaver @misusmiawallace]

@mujhemaardo Spectacular. Figuratively. Ethereal.

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Why do people just go caroling at Christmas time, I’d love someone to knock on my door and sing me a Weezer album from beginning to end and then leave

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

We talk about “Ope” as a Midwestern phrase but we really need to talk about the “Oh no you’re fine” as a response to “Sorry”

[mahhd @MrMahhd]

Shit be revealing itself all you gotta do is sit back and chill.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

does anybody know if they've invented a way out other than through yet

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Being single makes you strict as hell. First time they catch an attitude, I be like “yeah I ain’t gotta deal with this”.

[One Angry Beaver @misusmiawallace]

@ask_aubry Born and raised in Iowa, we definitely hate Nebraska. But we hate Kansas too.

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of minding your own business?