Mumamaddie

I scream ice cream you scream ice cream we all scream for I scream ice cream🇰🇪
Limitless affection for Range rovers
Not your average Barbie doll🥱

[Mumamaddie @misvorey__]

I got balloons today🎈💃

[Mumamaddie @misvorey__]

@IceQueen79c She should honestly act like it😭

[. @carterdalast]

Africa’s resources is for Africans

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

All he had was a bottle of water

📸 @festolang

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

I respect anyone who can reduce Komanda wa majeshi to a twitter heckler.

[Cornelius Mambili @CorneliusMambi3]

@OleItumbi Good morning Dennis, the poster is clean. The government’s own reports aren’t.
Every number in this graphic comes from Treasury, CBK, Parliament and the Ministry of Health. Not a tabloid. Not spin. Their own data.

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

@OleItumbi

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

@WilliamsRuto William Samoei. You are a thief. You are a Murderer. You are an Arsonist. You are the Chief Extortionist. You are the chief Blackmailer. We are very happy that standard has never let go off your neck. Na wewe nakwambia siku yako inafika. We will stone you publicly like stephen

[Shackles Indelible 🫆 @chanyikenningto]

@WilliamsRuto Have you inspected the much promised free internet deployment 🤗

[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

When I was young at school, this was like winning Sportpesa Jackpot

[Mumamaddie @misvorey__]

@MwalimuRaph @Cheru__to Or mboga😭🤢

[Kate🪔 @LadyKatln]

Nikienda kununua gari nitaenda na mamangu ndio wakisema ni 2.3M mamangu aseme tuko na 800k mbele nyuma 😅💔

[miia @miiagarro]

u have to publicly crashout at least once so people know not to play with u

[Mumamaddie @misvorey__]

@Peasant_Farmer3 @TiskTusk And we haven't even talked about the number of women and children being killed and kidnapped 😭

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

Tunafaa tuvae Jersey sisi wote tujifanye tumeingia tao kusherekea kikombe tukifika huko tugeuze ikue maandamano

[Lydia Nyanchama @Nyanchama_45]

Men are so funny. This niggah tulipana na yeye club and he hitted me first. After kukubali all his lies I accepted to go to his place. Ilikua nirudi kwangu jana. But Matatu strike imecause all this. This niggah ametweet akiniita malaya ati nimekatalia kwake. Aki men😭😭😭💔

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

sending me on an errand that needs constant communication, then the second i get there you suddenly stop picking up my calls.

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

You’re in total control of noise, temperature, fragrances, odors, organization, cleanliness, aura, lighting… everything bruh!!!

[Mumamaddie @misvorey__]

@Zamaniii0 The Weeknd

[Mumamaddie @misvorey__]

@datawizz_ @patianleone Uber driver:Ni wantam ama tutam?
Me: WANTAM🗣️

[Mumamaddie @misvorey__]

@purebuxom @tonnie_moremi 😂😂😂walai