mitblitza

Email Designer and Developer • Never looked up until now. Here to help you and to openly show up. • 20+ yrs of freelance • 8k+ projects

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@searchbound What are 3 - 4 most popular zoo animals?

a) elephant
b) giraffe
c) lion
d)* gorillas/ chimpanzee

On the right a baby c) or d) bottle-fed by a person (cropped, blue clothes, only arms and upper body visible, no face (= job seekers see themselves, *relate), green bamboo bg

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@adamwathan :)) That‘s when i firefox. Ctrl + Shift + M

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A wasp sting.
A salute: “Present!”

Still saw her limping away, holding her back, grumbling about a messed-up day and how it’s always her.

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“Park at the supermarket.”

Sure, but you don’t solve your problem. You postpone it.

Worst case?
Your car gets locked in.

No bad intentions. A careless suggestion, carried by the desire to help.

Know when to go your way.

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Something is always charging.

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Calories not worth the intake

You know those small factory croissants stuffed with chocolate? All squashed, like they’ve spent a full working day under a wooden bead seat cover?

Yeah, those.

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Ya Te Superé – Xavi

Corto:
https://t.co/363WT9vCJ1

Largo:
https://t.co/WpLPxLzQmC

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AirPods Pro – First Aid

Want to skip to the next song?

• 2x press → Next track

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En Privado – Xavi

Corto:
https://t.co/ivRXuFqPCy

Largo:
https://t.co/BP59AAPZ1M

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AirPods Pro – First Aid

You want to hear that song again?

• 3× press → Previous track

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La Victima – Xavi

Corto:
https://t.co/FUz81loSwg

Largo:
https://t.co/L0bEp8A43q

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Canta como uno con carnet de conducir de hace 30 años.

Me temo que ni siquiera tiene.

Pero cómo canta…

Años de experiencia tiemblan cuando se juntan el talento y las ganas de echarle ganas.

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No Face ID?

Skip the wait of death on screen.

1. Tap the “Face ID” label.
2. Enter you iPhone passcode.

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When options start to spin,
“This is how we’ll do it.”
is the only thing that helps.

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How to sing “Ohne Dich” by Münchener Freiheit

https://t.co/lA3wadar48

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“Autobahn” find:
One of the best pop love songs of the ’80s.

Signal left,
volume up.

Choose your color.

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Lead with layers of harmony.
Or. How the sausage is made.

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I recommend the German version.
(1985)

German:
Ohne Dich - Münchener Freiheit
https://t.co/m0MAz9b8q9

English:
Everytime - Freiheit
https://t.co/EY71kjhYuM

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Subfolder for rent.

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Mini hearing aids live in emails.

I’m convinced.

They don’t exist in real life. Even hearing aid specialists stay mysterious about them.

They’re here for text emails and offers unheard-of.