Jäger Bomber

[Vinny Grappa @VincenzoGrappa]

The American mind can’t comprehend how being a “massive shithouse” is an aspirational state in Europe. VG.

[Kris Wall @KrisWall92]

Dan Burn and Jordan Henderson #england

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

6 - Despite only coming on in the 75th minute, Dan Burn made the joint most clearances in England's 3-2 win over Mexico (6).

It's the most clearances made by a player subbed on that late into a World Cup game on record since 1966.

Butter.

[Adam Pearson (YT) ⚫️⚪️ @AdamP1242]

Newcastle at 04:15am

#NUFC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

This red card can still be overturned if parliament has the courage

[Out of Context Webcomunismo @webcomunismo]

vcs q não estão preparados 🇧🇷 🐳

[Callum @callumclems]

Eddie Howe when we’re onto our 10th target down the list but it’s Marcus tavernier #nufc

[Gary Smith Jnr @GarySmithJnr]

The reason why we are so vocal is because we understand it very clearly.

No one is questioning why you're allowed to spend, it's the fact the door has now firmly been closed behind the Sky 6, therefore stopping clubs like us and Newcastle being able to compete.

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

Nick Woltemade. To this day this is the best penalty I have ever seen.

[Fern 🕷️🇵🇷 @fjm_011]

This is how I’m gonna be moving when Marvel’s Wolverine drops

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Polish MMA fighter hit his opponent with the nastiest faceoff violation 😭

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

BREAKING: Ben White could be out of the Champions League Final at the end of the month with a suspected ruptured vagina.

He will also be forced to cancel his spray tan appointment tomorrow. More to follow.

[Murph @NUFCMurph]

Players playing out of position:

Woltemade CM, should be ST
Osula ST, should be RW
Joelinton LW, should be CM
Burn LB, should be CB
Hall RB, should be LB
Murphy RW, shouldn’t be on the pitch.

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

Thunder have Ajay Mitchell making $12 an hour and outplaying every Laker

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

The Thunder have beaten the Lakers by at least 15 points 5 times this season (regular season and playoffs).

That's the most 15-point wins in a season for any team against the Lakers since the 1976 merger 😲

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Lakers win the Free Throw Battle by 15

Thunder win the Game by 23

[Tyler @tylerbritton_]

Shai took 3 free throws. OKC took 12. They won by 18.

I opened this app after the game and immediately saw 3 straight "FT merchant" tweets.

Might actually be the most successful media psyop since Rudy Gobert playoff talk.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

United 💪

[Matt_W @MattW36565526]

I can finally enjoy Spurs relegation now our relegation stupidity is over