Mitch Turpen

Customer experience guy. The views expressed here, especially the quacky ones, are mine and do not necessarily reflect those of my employer. Go Ducks.

[Mitch Turpen @mitchTurpen]

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[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Absolute perfection from @miketirico #Sports

[Mitch Turpen @mitchTurpen]

@dwightjaynes Sounds like that's an options as well: "Conversely, other fans might believe the game audio is too loud, and prefer to turn the announcers up and keep the crowd noise at a lower level."

[Ian McFarland @ianrmcfarland]

We're hiring a Director of Creative Content 🦆

Looking for a team-oriented creative to help lead the Oregon brand to new heights. Reach out if you have any questions!

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[Mitch Turpen @mitchTurpen]

@DSArivals https://t.co/FhW708M5Ro

[Mitch Turpen @mitchTurpen]

@RossDellenger Heads up- A little typo. Looking forward to listening to your and Pat’s reactions to Autzen on the Pod

[Mitch Turpen @mitchTurpen]

@ZachsORoutdoors Would they have to pay off the Eugene Ems for rights to that? https://t.co/2MUf74wOib

[JJ Anderson @jjanderson_2]

Ducks cruise past the Beavs 49-14

📸: @thei5corridor

[Clackamas Fire @clackamasfire]

Your Clackamas Fire crews from Station 14 in Boring congratulating local Olympian Ryan Crouser on a job well done! We are proud to protect the community that you are representing!

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

If bison could text you, they wouldn't.

[Mitch Turpen @mitchTurpen]

@ForestServiceNW @GPNF Thanks for the work for keeping these great pumps in service. I have great memories of being taught life skills as a kid after parents sent us to the pump fill 5 gallon jugs and having to figure out how the pump worked and then how to tag team to carry 5 gallons back to camp.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Visitor: When will you tell us where you keep the unicorns? 🦄

Us: As soon as visitors stop feeding squirrels and taking dangerous selfies with bison, we'll let you know where the horses with giant spikes on their heads roam.

[Central Oregon Daily News @CODaily]

"IT'S ONE FOR THE CAREER": We talked to Sisters-Camp Sherman paramedics Pat Burke and Cody Meredith today about the rare experience of delivering a baby in the back of an ambulance last weekend. https://t.co/zFRD58DQqk

[Mitch Turpen @mitchTurpen]

@ZachsORoutdoors https://t.co/NhQoNpQGjo is listing this as current conditions at Hoodoo - any idea what "Thundersnow" is?

[Central Oregon Daily News @CODaily]

GET YOUR TIRES CHANGED OVERNIGHT: Ever struggled to schedule an appointment to get your tires changed? One Les Schwab store in Bend is trying something new this season -- a pilot program where you can drop off your vehicle and get it done overnight. https://t.co/6fOqblC9wi

[Brian Rathbone @ByBrianRathbone]

Final: @SistersFootball 25, Elmira 22

Reid Woodson’s kick is good at the buzzer. Outlaws remain unbeaten #opreps

[Mitch Turpen @mitchTurpen]

@nocontextcfb As Fox Sports just sat there and televised the fall of the tree without any sort of intervention.

[Mitch Turpen @mitchTurpen]

@ZachsORoutdoors @laoneill25 Way too far down this rabbit hole - They've actually got the week by week snow depths on their weather site. They've hit 100 inches 3 different years since 2011

[Mitch Turpen @mitchTurpen]

@ZachsORoutdoors @laoneill25 I was looking specifically at the 2017 green line. It looks like the Hoodoo weather page actually has a lookback showing over 100 inches in 2017. https://t.co/t66451CzRT