Mitch Williams

Maker. Gamer. Procrastinator. || 28 || #COYG ||

[Mitch Williams @mitchWilliams96]

Shiver my timbers

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[Joe Payne @Payne_Joe6]

If your seasons highlight is Arsenal losing a UCL final. Your opinion doesn’t matter.

Up the gunners

[Sash ~ @ltarsenal]

Arsenal should not sell Gabriel Martinelli. Give him a new 5 year contract instead. He’s basically hale end and loves the club and is a terrific player who always scores important goals.

[Ebere @EbereEze10]

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

[Mitch Williams @mitchWilliams96]

Why's my kittens legs so short

[Mitch Williams @mitchWilliams96]

I smell like beef

[Four Finger Discount @fourfingerpod]

Hey @DisneyPlus please add a "randomise" button here for The Simpsons. I miss the element of surprise, not knowing what episode was about to air on TV.

[We Assess Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

Cat: "See, I told you what they do when you're at work" 🤣😭😂

[Mitch Williams @mitchWilliams96]

Gay

[Rad. @enemy_soil]

listen to your body? the body craves a lethal amount of kinder bueno

[Mitch Williams @mitchWilliams96]

I wish I was cheese

[Mitch Williams @mitchWilliams96]

Don't worry about washing your clothes, just put them in the mouths of the 3 in Challengers. Clothes will come out washed and spinned

[Mitch Williams @mitchWilliams96]

I want to rock the dj

[Mitch Williams @mitchWilliams96]

Can I be a chimp in my biopic

[Mitch Williams @mitchWilliams96]

Is it gay to like glickles?

[Mitch Williams @mitchWilliams96]

Same

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

We have a responsibility to never forget this. It’s sad how as time goes on more and more people are just pretending this didn’t happen.

[Billy @_TightWadBill]

He could score 100 goals this season but the fact remains that he’s a fucking rapist scumbag that doesn’t deserve a thing.

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

I feel like some people have forgotten what Mason Greenwood did, the guy should’ve never been given a second chance to play football let alone play for Jamaica national team, he is a Sexual Predator and a rapist.

Here’s a reminder of what he done.

[Mitch Williams @mitchWilliams96]

I have horrible flashbacks of my poo in an uber

[Tony Microphone @pussoire]

Saw these on a walk today. There’s always a story behind a pair of shitted in pants.