Mitchell Carroll

Bomb hills not countries

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cobra Kai is a deep cut

[Mitchell Carroll @mitch_carr0ll]

“I have to cleanse my palette”
*takes bite of grilled cheese*

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Me being discovered after one week of quarantine

[madi. @madiikay]

National Park posters created based off their worst Yelp Review, I’m dead

[Jim Kerman @jimkerm]

Currently enjoying Chicago deep dish pizza sitting in a jacuzzi overlooking the San Francisco Bay. I think Sailing Club is going to work out

[𝓉𝓎𝓁𝑒𝓇 @tyswizzlee]

The Amazon has been burning for 3 weeks, and I’m just now finding out because of the lack of media coverage. THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT ECOSYSTEMS ON EARTH. SPREAD AWARENESS #PrayforAmazonia

[Hoover @Hooverr]

I think my number neighbor tops everyone else 😳

[Evan Johnson @evanjohnsonU]

Only Washingtonians know how to pronounce these names:

Puyallup
Issaquah
Sammamish
Hoquiam
Poulsbo
Suquamish
Snoqualmie
Anacortes
Yakima
Okanogan
Snohomish
Chehalis
Steilacoom

[Bree @sea_breeeez]

While the government’s shut down lets sneak in the metric system

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

These 6 days between Christmas and New Year's is the only time of year you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing. Make zero progress. Take all the time off. Go on vacation from your vacation. Be the least impressive version of yourself. Transform into a couch.

[josh dun @joshuadun]

An avocado! Thanks!

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

make sure u and ur loved ones are faded af this holiday season

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

you ever look up at the stars and realize you ain't shit

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Pippin, but you know him better as my profile picture. He was the catalyst for the kindest online community ever and his intense expression will never be matched. Pippin passed away this week due to complications of old age, but he’ll live on with every post. 15/10 ❤️

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Just a daddy long legs looking for his mommy wide thighs.

[jeremy zucker @jeremyzucker]

acid rap forever

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

portLLLLand

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

😂 😂 😂