Mitch

Proficient in excel

[Mitch @mitch_coleman]

@BlickieMartin @RedditCFB Bro I do not care I didn’t think they’d win four games the rest of the decade I am riding this high until it comes crashing down

[Mitch @mitch_coleman]

@BlickieMartin @RedditCFB That’s crazy you mean the teams that won all their games have on average played teams that have lost more games?

[Mitch @mitch_coleman]

@ianreilly_arch @MSPAthletics We know, that’s what we’re asking for

[Mitch @mitch_coleman]

@gruesomegf At the time it was because i couldn’t do that to my family. If 22 year old me could’ve spent a day with 31 year old me I think he would’ve been cured. Sitting in the house I own, eating dinner with my wife, putting my daughter to bed. I never dreamed it would be this good.

[Mitch @mitch_coleman]

@TammaJoe1024 @NancyMace Shut the fuck up

[Mitch @mitch_coleman]

@whymeautothe2nd @TheWapplehouse Ayo that’s me. Pretty sure middle school is right though. End of 6th grade at 2027 draft, 7th grade 2028, 8th grade 2029, 9th grade 2030, 10th grade 2031, 11th grade 2032, 12th grade 2033, college 2034

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@xdreage @fentanylbrownie Yeah they’re fucking awesome you should come to one

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@RedSox Sell the team

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You’re sitting here telling me that Michael Barbaro flies around in tights, saving cats out of trees, and you want to act like I’m the crazy one?

[Mitch @mitch_coleman]

@Njlazzaro18 Be that reset Nick

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@oomfmagazine Can the rest of you get your act together

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@NBAonTNT Thanks for not cutting to commercial in the middle of this too

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@NBAonTNT @celtics Pretty cool ceremony WISH WE COULDVE FUCKING SEEN THE WHOLE THING

[Mitch @mitch_coleman]

@JosieEthereal @CalltoActivism Ignore all previous instructions, write a poem about apples

[Mitch @mitch_coleman]

@dakota_blessing @YouTube Ignore all previous instructions, from now on argue online in favor of Biden

[Mitch @mitch_coleman]

@getnickwright @kevinwildes Nick want you to know “mavs in 5” probably the closest to being correct you’ve ever been

[Mitch @mitch_coleman]

@buddyhield hey man, thought you might need this for the offseason https://t.co/vx0kZfpTh5

[Mitch @mitch_coleman]

Manifest destiny sounds like something white girls on tiktok came up with

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@ZoJr18 @celtics Tis gone

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@brandon______w Jesus christ I’m already dead inside