mitchell dyer

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

@RobbyReyes_ good thing you got dat kumon doe

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

@BigTAYsty wins mean nothing. Look at the chiefs

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

@BigTAYsty even against arguably the worst team in the NFC

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

@BigTAYsty dem packers doe

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

Why are they playing one direction at the hoodie Allen concert.. #hoodie #oldestguyhere #asu #highagain #americoustic @HoodieAllen

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

"I treat my legs in the gym like I treat my women. I ignore them until they go away"

[. @nougatluuna63]

I wear socks with sandals ONCE and people act like I'm a hobo. Honestly I pull it off.

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

Girls who used to tell me I ain't cool enough are texting me pics telling me to tear it up

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

@MoMousa22 let me text it to you

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

@MoMousa22 something about Barrett kids passing out after 4 shots on twitter. There's a picture of him sleeping

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

@MoMousa22 did you see Michael Ippolito on asu confessions?

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

@MoMousa22 eyyyyy

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

@MoMousa22 laaaaaame

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

I have a fear that whenever a lesbian walks by me she considers to herself "...and that's exactly why I'm not heterosexual"

[. @nougatluuna63]

GOT THE GAME WINNING CATCH IN MY FIRST GAME OF ULTIMATE FRISBEE IN COLLEGE

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

If you have a boyfriend but "refuse to cheat" then why do you dress like a slut?

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

MAT 210 at 7:30AM? Sounds like naptime to me

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

GOT ON THE JUMBOTRON LETS GO DBACKS #GoDbacks

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

Big play from the rookie didi to close the inning. #GoDbacks

[mitchell dyer @mitch_dyer]

Holmberg keepin it big in the 3rd #godbacks