Mitch Lavigne

Make a Twitter, you're funny as fuck dude

- My girlfriend

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

@fvkehistory @realsenko OHHHOH FUCK 😂

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

Just started Uni. You can call me Tyrion Sno-Lannister from now on. I drink and I know nothing.
#GameofThrones #Tyrion #JonSnow

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

@fvkehistory ALLAHU AKBBAAAARRRRR

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

People in Uni need to calm the fuck down with puking out a god damn thesaurus every time they open their smiley ass morning person faces. Speak to be understood, not to sound good.

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

So I go out, Spend 3x the price of drinks, throw up, get roofied, fuck a stranger and go home empty inside? Mmmmmmnnaahh you can.. yea you can keep that bud.

Fuck off with your shit snapchat, v-neck and polos too eh? Fuck your beer taste. And fuck you and your tilly hat.

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

@DanielleCarnell @76_dicks Fair point. I request trial by combat.

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

@AlexWr1ter @DanielleCarnell Good work ethic is free.

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

@AlexWr1ter @DanielleCarnell Or be an adult and do it yourself.

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

@DanielleCarnell Demand my trial by combat
(Lannister, Game of Thrones, 2017)

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

@DanielleCarnell As read as a human being with name brand clothing and a luxury car, all the same. #HandInDaddysPocket

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

@DanielleCarnell Statistics #DaddyBoughtIt

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

@DanielleCarnell That was statistics. #DaddyBoughtIt

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

@DanielleCarnell Oh fuck yea she's as read as as an asian with an Arcteryx jacket and a Mercedes

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

@DanielleCarnell Well I'll be fucked if anyone else here outside the trades programs knows how to change a fucken tire or what a spanner is

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

You're fucken milk toast there bud. #OhCanada #Canadian #ReTweet #IAmFunny #University

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

Oh BTW the work isn't hard, the University system just has about as much structure milk toast. Fuckin milk toast. #MilkToast #University

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

Canadian Secondary Education will fail you. It fails everybody. It holds your hand and walks you right to the fire, promising warmth and light before it throws you right in. #University #HighSchool #NoEducationJustSchool

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

A lock on my car broke. I broke the broken lock to fix the broken lock. The lock still locks but it's broken because I broke it to fix it. So it's fixed. #Mechanics

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

2018!! I'M CALLING YOU OUT!! I DEMAND MY TRIAL BY COMBAT FOR THOS FINANCIAL SLAUGHTER IS C O W A R D L Y

[Mitch Lavigne @mitch_lavigne]

College is time and money consuming.