SonofaMitch

Always pushing that Disney, Hendrix, Andy Kaufman kind of creative envelope... Hashtag Hold That Thought

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@nbcsnl If youz need me to host next week feel free to tweet my peeps in the mirror and… You don’t??? Aite. I hears ya... #SNL

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@sixers @Bloom_Energy That’s 3…

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@Acyn @joncoopertweets Too many lies to count. In this clip alone. And if companies & Trump are raking in billions & trillions wtf aren’t the gas prices down now???

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@JClarkNBCS Oh geez. Well we started off with guaranteed Championship and now… It’s a long blanking season…

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@ambersarcone Will it be easy? No. Impossible? Close.

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@BlueGeorgia Hey @billmaher how come we never get to see that Trump??? We always see that fucking piece of shit spewing endless venom and fabrications and bullying and…

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@Eagles @BrelandFOX29 Haven’t suited up in 50 years & my hip is killing me butt.. Youz need me??? #FlyEaglesFly

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@BrittanyinTexas Duh Hail??? How come we never see the listening Trump??? Just the endless venom spewing blanking pos Trump…

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@sixers @FCHWPO Happiest & Healthiest Big Guy!!! 🎂🎈🎉

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@AGirlInPhilly Just heard on Monday Night the part of Oh Tannerbaum Oh Tannerbaum will be played by Saint @NickFoles … #GoBirds

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@Suzierizzo1 First I’d get the money upfront. Then I’d ask him questions like, Anything bad is always Biden and anything good is always you so… Why is that??? After Trump had me escorted out I’d cash the check immediately…

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@FoxNews Why not give the 5k no matter what the outcome? You know like the 2000…

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@TMZ Why??? Trump does far worse on a daily basis.

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@FoxNews Maralago??? So guessing Trump paid for this one. Junior, not so much…

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@JoeBiden You look great! Stay well Big Guy! Lost Without You!

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@JamieBonkiewicz Have you ever been called Dumocrat??? Cauz I don’t know if you know this butt if you’re under the age of 5 there’s a silent fucking B and…

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@Out5p0ken The plot thickens…

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@TheAtlantic @LACaldwellDC @stephenfhayes @KannoYoungs @nancyayoussef @JeffreyGoldberg @washingtonweek Fake News Jeffrey! You suffer from AJ! Ass Jealousy! Only cure is studying Husted and…

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@Mrstanleycup Saw @MikeFOX29 couple months ago sitting in Rittenhouse Square. He looked great so… Wishing You All the Best Big Guy! Sending Major Energy!

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@Suzierizzo1 Jackie O

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@JamieBonkiewicz Well Natty didn’t do it so…