Mitch Carter

eat. sleep. cook. repeat.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

To save humanity, US nuclear codes now contain only correctly spelled words.

[Mitch Carter @mitchcarter3]

Salmon. Beetroot. Horseradish. Fennel. Dill. #cheflife

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

I personally endorse our president going to war with North Korea. Not our military of course, just the president.

[Mitch Carter @mitchcarter3]

Is there anything more Australian than a chainsaw and a beer? #AustraliaDay

[Mitch Carter @mitchcarter3]

Summer days call for gin.
Gin cured salmon, fresh cucumber, dehydrated lime.
#spanish #tapas #panacea

[Mitch Carter @mitchcarter3]

You know it's gonna be a good flight when you hit your head on the interior roof of the plane.....

[Mitch Carter @mitchcarter3]

Airport beers at 7.30am
Because, why not.... #cheflife #quickholiday

[Mitch Carter @mitchcarter3]

The moment when you go from intentionally unemployed/taking a break, to needing a planner to work out where I'm working daily. #cheflife

[Mitch Carter @mitchcarter3]

@NathanCraftBeer yeah just wait till it warms up, the outer green leaves will start to soften. Most of mine are still in the ground.

[Mitch Carter @mitchcarter3]

@NathanCraftBeer a little smaller than usual, I'd say wait till the next bit of warm weather. You can scratch the surface and see the size.

[Mitch Carter @mitchcarter3]

Them garden fresh garlic smells... #realfood #homegrown

[Mitch Carter @mitchcarter3]

This just in, George W. Bush just started chuckling to himself. "Ya'll thought it couldn't get worse" #electionnight #america #fuckyeah

[Mitch Carter @mitchcarter3]

David letterman currently considering coming out of retirement, just for "great moments in presidential speeches". #america

[Mitch Carter @mitchcarter3]

@dresdendoll haha chefs are a little sadistic when it comes down to it.
This amount of smoked chicken is for 192 people though! 😳😳

[Mitch Carter @mitchcarter3]

It smokes the chicken or else it gets the hose again! #cheflife #smoked

[Mitch Carter @mitchcarter3]

Fart sparks fire in Tokyo hospital, leaves patient burnt - 9news
https://t.co/Qw0ylcgZbl

[Mitch Carter @mitchcarter3]

@theTiser where the sharks are or where most people in the nation are swimming.....

[Mitch Carter @mitchcarter3]

Oh sweet lord, the aroma alone! Fantastic @VictoryBeer @dogfishbeer @StoneBrewingCo

[Mitch Carter @mitchcarter3]

@Kymbofunkypants quinoa beer, you know someone is gonna do it eventually....... Unfortunately.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Such a legend. BILL MURRAY sings the 7th inning stretch in Game 3 at Wrigley Field. #WorldSeries